The great META war - Revision history

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			[[File:GreatMETA WAr poster.png\|thumb\|458x458px\|Artistic Summaryposter of the Great META War]]

	====== Not to be confused with the [[Great META War 2\|Second Great META War]] or the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]] ======		====== Not to be confused with the [[Great META War 2\|Second Great META War]] or the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]] ======
	{{DISPLAYTITLE:Great META War}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:Great META War}}

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 17:03, 28 May 2023

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			====== Not to be confused with the [[Great META War 2\|Second Great META War]] or the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]] ======
	{{DISPLAYTITLE:Great META War}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:Great META War}}
	[[File:Metawar.jpg\|thumb\|The Great META War]]		[[File:Metawar.jpg\|thumb\|The Great META War]]

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 17:02, 28 May 2023

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	The Great META War was a large scale interplanetary war that took place, sporadically, from 200 B.B. to 1 B.B. During this 200-year conflict, many sentients lost their lives.		The Great META War was a large scale interplanetary war that took place, sporadically, from 200 B.B. to 1 B.B. During this 200-year conflict, many sentients lost their lives.

	The [[The great META war\|Great META War]] was named after ~~this~~ social media site META (beforehand, it had been known simply as 'the Horrible War'). This was because the residents of Earth took to streaming attacks and battles live over their smartphones, instead of running from the interdimensional warfare in front of them.		The [[The great META war\|Great META War]] was named after the social media site META (beforehand, it had been known simply as 'the Horrible War'). This was because the residents of Earth took to streaming attacks and battles live over their smartphones, instead of running from the interdimensional warfare in front of them.

	=== Catalyst ===		=== Catalyst ===

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 17:02, 28 May 2023

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 {{DISPLAYTITLE:Great META War}}
 [[File:Metawar.jpg|thumb|The Great META War]]
 The Great META War was a large scale interplanetary war that took place, sporadically, from 200 B.B. to 1 B.B. During this 200-year conflict, many sentients lost their lives.
-The [[The great META war|Great META War]] was named after this social media site META (beforehand, it had been known simply as 'the Horrible War'). This was because the residents of Earth took to streaming attacks and battles live over their smartphones, instead of running from the intergalactic warfare in front of them.
+The [[The great META war|Great META War]] was named after this social media site META (beforehand, it had been known simply as 'the Horrible War'). This was because the residents of Earth took to streaming attacks and battles live over their smartphones, instead of running from the interdimensional warfare in front of them.
 === Catalyst ===
-When the Australian Government found out about China's secret research facility inside of [[Uluru]] in 201 B.B., they were understandably upset. They asked China politely to vacate the premises, to which China responded with several Nuclear Warheads. This led to a small conflict between Australia and China. The [[Combine]], seeing that Earth's nations were weakened, decided to try to invade the planet during this time of weakness. This began the two-hundred year [[The great META war|Great META War]].
+When the Australian Government found out about China's secret research facility inside of [[Uluru]] in 201 B.B., they were understandably upset. They asked China politely to vacate the premises, to which China responded with several Nuclear Warheads. This led to a small conflict between Australia and China, which eventually drew every major global power into the fray. The [[Combine]], seeing that Earth's nations were weakened, decided to try to invade the planet during this time of weakness. This was a rotten blunder at the hands of Combine Security Official [[G-4323]],  and thus began the two-hundred year [[The great META war|Great META War]].
 === End ===
 The war ended in a very stable and normal way, and it was all thanks to [[the Board of Waifuria]] and [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Donald Trump]]. No other party was involved in this. Do not read the article about [[Mister Nefarious|Mr. Nefarious]]. Mister who? Exactly.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 21:21, 22 October 2022

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	{{DISPLAYTITLE:Great META War}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:Great META War}}
	[[File:Metawar.jpg\|thumb\|The Great META War]]		[[File:Metawar.jpg\|thumb\|The Great META War]]
	The Great META War was a large scale interplanetary war that took place, sporadically, from 200 B.B. to 1 B.B. During this 200-year conflict, many sentients lost their lives. Below are some of the major political powers in this conflict:		The Great META War was a large scale interplanetary war that took place, sporadically, from 200 B.B. to 1 B.B. During this 200-year conflict, many sentients lost their lives.

			The [[The great META war\|Great META War]] was named after this social media site META (beforehand, it had been known simply as 'the Horrible War'). This was because the residents of Earth took to streaming attacks and battles live over their smartphones, instead of running from the intergalactic warfare in front of them.

			Below are some of the major political powers in this conflict:

	=== Board of Waifuria / MTO Powers ===		=== Board of Waifuria / MTO Powers ===

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 17:43, 9 August 2022

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	* [[Rick Hernia]]		* [[Rick Hernia]]
	* [[Keith Cumshoes]]		* [[Keith Cumshoes]]
	* ~~General~~ Reggie Fils-Aime		* [[Reggie Fils-Aime]]

	=== Combine Ohio Alliance ===		=== Combine Ohio Alliance ===

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	* [[General Grievous\|Grand General Grievous]]		* [[General Grievous\|Grand General Grievous]]
			*[[Sus E. Amonger\|Grand Admiral Amonger]]
	* [[G-3301]]		*[[G-3301]]
	* [[Wallace Breen\|Corporal Wallace Breen]]		* [[Wallace Breen\|Corporal Wallace Breen]]
	* [[Dr. Finshersnitch Ozband\|Dr. Finshernitch Ozband]]		* [[Dr. Finshersnitch Ozband\|Dr. Finshernitch Ozband]]

	=== Catalyst ===		=== Catalyst ===
	When the Australian Government found out about China's secret research facility inside of [[Uluru]] in 201 B.B., they were understandably upset. They asked China politely to vacate the premises, to which China responded with several Nuclear Warheads. This led to a small conflict between Australia and China. The [[Combine]], ~~incorrectly interpreting this fiasco as meaning~~ that Earth's nations were weakened ~~and easily conquerable~~, decided to try to invade the planet during this time of weakness. This began the two-hundred year [[The great META war\|Great META War]].		When the Australian Government found out about China's secret research facility inside of [[Uluru]] in 201 B.B., they were understandably upset. They asked China politely to vacate the premises, to which China responded with several Nuclear Warheads. This led to a small conflict between Australia and China. The [[Combine]], seeing that Earth's nations were weakened, decided to try to invade the planet during this time of weakness. This began the two-hundred year [[The great META war\|Great META War]].

	=== End ===		=== End ===
	The war ended in a very stable and normal way, and it was all thanks to [[the Board of Waifuria]] and [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald Trump]]. No other party was involved in this. Do not read the article about [[Mister Nefarious\|Mr. Nefarious]]. Mister who? Exactly.		The war ended in a very stable and normal way, and it was all thanks to [[the Board of Waifuria]] and [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald Trump]]. No other party was involved in this. Do not read the article about [[Mister Nefarious\|Mr. Nefarious]]. Mister who? Exactly.
	[[Category:Events]]		[[Category:Events]]

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 05:42, 9 July 2022

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	=== Catalyst ===		=== Catalyst ===
	When the Australian Government found out about China's secret research facility inside of [[Uluru]] in 201 B.B., they were understandably upset. They asked China politely to vacate the premises, to which China responded with several Nuclear Warheads. This led to a small conflict between Australia and China. The [[Combine]], ~~seeing~~ that Earth's nations were weakened, decided to try to invade the planet during this time of weakness. This began the two-hundred year [[The great META war\|Great META War]].		When the Australian Government found out about China's secret research facility inside of [[Uluru]] in 201 B.B., they were understandably upset. They asked China politely to vacate the premises, to which China responded with several Nuclear Warheads. This led to a small conflict between Australia and China. The [[Combine]], incorrectly interpreting this fiasco as meaning that Earth's nations were weakened and easily conquerable, decided to try to invade the planet during this time of weakness. This began the two-hundred year [[The great META war\|Great META War]].

	=== End ===		=== End ===
	The war ended in a very stable and normal way, and it was all thanks to [[the Board of Waifuria]] and [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald Trump]]. No other party was involved in this. Do not read the article about [[Mister Nefarious\|Mr. Nefarious]]. Mister who? Exactly.		The war ended in a very stable and normal way, and it was all thanks to [[the Board of Waifuria]] and [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald Trump]]. No other party was involved in this. Do not read the article about [[Mister Nefarious\|Mr. Nefarious]]. Mister who? Exactly.
	[[Category:Events]]		[[Category:Events]]

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 05:41, 9 July 2022

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	==== Significant Figures ====		==== Significant Figures ====

			* [[General Grievous\|Grand General Grievous]]

	* [[G-3301]]		* [[G-3301]]
	* Corporal Wallace Breen		* [[Wallace Breen\|Corporal Wallace Breen]]
	* [[Dr. Finshersnitch Ozband\|Dr. Finshernitch Ozband]]		* [[Dr. Finshersnitch Ozband\|Dr. Finshernitch Ozband]]