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	== End of Democracy ==		== End of Democracy ==
	On his Presidential Inauguration day on January 20, 1 AB, [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] announced he would not be stepping down as Chairman of [[the Board of Waifuria]], as was custom to do. Instead, he declared in a bizarre and incoherent speech that he would be uniting the nations of North America under the banner of '[[Waifurian Empire\|Waifuria]]' and creating a new, united North American nation. He had not previously consulted [[Mexico]], [[Canada]], or [[Jacksonville Florida]] on this matter, but the [[United States of America\|United States]] military soon saw to it that they were 'convinced' to join this union. (The [[United States of America\|United States]] staged military coups in the governments of all of its closest allied nations). Several years later, this North American Overlorddom would become the [[Waifurian Empire]] when [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] held and performed his own coronation ceremony in 10 AB.		On his Presidential Inauguration day on January 20, 1 AB, [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] announced he would not be stepping down as Chairman of [[the Board of Waifuria]], as was custom to do. Instead, he declared in a bizarre and incoherent speech that he would be uniting the nations of North America under the banner of '[[Waifurian Empire\|Waifuria]]' and creating a new, united North American nation. He had not previously consulted [[Mexico]], [[Canada]], or [[Jacksonville Florida]] on this matter, but the [[United States of America\|United States]] military soon saw to it that they were 'convinced' to join this union. (The [[United States of America\|United States]] staged military coups in the governments of all of its closest allied nations). Several years later, this North American Overlorddom would become the [[Waifurian Empire]] when [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] held and performed his own coronation ceremony in 10 AB.
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	The United States 2020 Election (Often referred to as the 2020 Election) was the final election cycle in the [[United States of America]] before the ascension of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|the Mummy]] to North American Overlord and later, Emperor. It took place from 1 BB to 0 AB.		The United States 2020 Election (Often referred to as the 2020 Election) was the final election cycle in the [[United States of America]] before the ascension of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|the Mummy]] to North American Overlord and later, Emperor. It took place from 1 BB to 0 AB.

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	Below are some incredible quotes from the two most competent and stable-minded individuals in America during the 2020 Election.		Below are some incredible quotes from the two most competent and stable-minded individuals in America during the 2020 Election.

			==== March 22, 1 BB- Blue Corporate Interests Campaign Event in [[Delaware]] ====
	March 22, 1 BB

	'''Joe Biden''': One point two billion. So you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store in-in-in a supermarket. You control the guy or the woman that runs the rub...run-brings out the carts on-on-or-on a forklift. What happened?		'''Joe Biden''': One point two billion. So you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store in-in-in a supermarket. You control the guy or the woman that runs the rub...run-brings out the carts on-on-or-on a forklift. What happened?

	March 23, 1 BB		==== March 23, 1 BB- Biden campaign event in [[Memphis, Tennessee]] ====
			'''Joe Biden''' '''(to Audience member)''': But look, fat, look. Here's the deal...
	'''Joe Biden''' (to Audience member): But look, fat, look. Here's the deal..."

	April 1, 1 BB		==== April 1, 1 BB- Presidential Visit at Chicago Central Preschool ====
			'''Trump (speaking to preschoolers)''': So, we got our great American [[gigamagnet]], made right here in the USA, by the way, and we- we fucking magnet the hell out of em. ‘Get those [[Combine]] fucks outta here’, I told him. 'Grab 'em by that sweet alien pussy', I said.

	~~'''~~Trump ~~(speaking to preschoolers)''': So, we got our great American~~ [[~~gigamagnet~~]]~~, made right here~~ in ~~the USA, by the way, and we- we fucking magnet the hell out of em. ‘Get those~~ [[~~Combine~~]] ~~fucks outta here’, I told him.~~		==== July 4th, 1 BB- Trump Rally/ [[Dark MAGA]] Assemblage in [[Albuquerque]] ====
			'''Trump:''' I’ll walk into that audience, I’ll walk in there, kiss everyone in that audience. I’ll kiss the guys... and the beautiful women.
	~~July 4th, 1 BB~~

	'''Trump:''' I’ll walk into that audience, I’ll walk in there, kiss everyone in that audience. I’ll kiss the guys and the beautiful women.


	~~July 17th, 1 BB~~

			==== July 17th, 1 BB- Biden Campaign Event in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania ====
	'''Joe Biden (speaking about prepubescent children)''': And I want to see these beautiful young ladies- I want to see them dancing when they're four years older too.		'''Joe Biden (speaking about prepubescent children)''': And I want to see these beautiful young ladies- I want to see them dancing when they're four years older too.

	July 20th, 1 BB		==== July 20th, 1 BB- Red Corporate Interests Campaign Event in Atlanta, Georgia ====

	'''Trump''': Israel has hypnotized the world. May Allah Awaken the people and help them to see the evil doings of Israel, and the [[United States of America\|United States]].		'''Trump''': Israel has hypnotized the world. May Allah Awaken the people and help them to see the evil doings of Israel, and the [[United States of America\|United States]].

			==== October 6, 0 AB (Debate 1) ====

	October 6, 0 AB (Debate 1)

	'''Trump''': Don’t ever use the word smart with me, Joe.		'''Trump''': Don’t ever use the word smart with me, Joe.

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			==== October 18, 0 AB (Debate 3) ====
	October 18, 0 AB (Debate 3)

	'''Debate Moderator:''' Are you at all concerned your Xen creature ban is going to cause more anger among vortigaunts around the world?		'''Debate Moderator:''' Are you at all concerned your Xen creature ban is going to cause more anger among vortigaunts around the world?

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	'''Debate Moderator:''' You don’t think it will exacerbate the problem?		'''Debate Moderator:''' You don’t think it will exacerbate the problem?

	'''Trump:''' David, David—I mean, I know you’re a sophisticated guy. The world is a mess. The world is as angry as it gets. What you think this is going to cause a little more anger? The world is an angry place. All of this has happened. We went into Ohio. We shouldn’t have gone into Ohio. We shouldn’t have gotten out the way we got out- nuclear pumpkin and all. The world is a total mess. The world is a mess, David.		'''Trump:''' David, David—I mean, I know you’re a sophisticated guy. The world is a mess. The world is as angry as it gets. What you think this is going to cause a little more anger? The world is an angry place. All of this has happened. We went into [[Ohio]]. We shouldn’t have gone into Ohio. We shouldn’t have gotten out the way we got out- nuclear pumpkin and all. The world is a total mess. The world is a mess, David.

			== Election Results ==
			Ultimately, [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|the Mummy]] won the election by 3 votes. [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|The MAGA King]] was infuriated by this, and began claiming the election had been stolen. This greatly displeased [[James Fargo]], a Benefactor of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]]. James Fargo drafted a statement that he then released from Joe Biden's official twitter account, which claimed that [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|the Great MAGA King]] had purposely spread the Combine-19 Virus across the country. He also hired several hitmen to take out the incumbent president, all of whom were stopped and consumed by various [[Dark MAGA]] cultists outside of Trump's residence.

			=== January 6 Insurrection ===
			With his reputation in ruins, [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Trump]] furiously called on his Great American Patriots to "do what is right". [[January 6th Insurrection\|On January 6]], 1 AB, Trump and several thousand [[Dark MAGA]] [[G-Anon]] truthers arrived at the United States Capitol Building with an army of stolen and repurposed [[Combine]] weaponry leftover from [[The great META war\|the Great META War.]] Before they began their assault, Trump ranted for several minutes about how [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)]] would be the new vice president and would help them overtake the U.S. Government. The crowd entered the United States Capitol grounds. Several Combine Striders began firing at the Capitol dome, and the building's ceiling soon collapsed. The crowd stormed into the Capitol halls, as [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|the MAGA King]] stood on a Combine artillery tank, shouting "Turn those lights off. Turn them off NOW." By January 8th, the entire building was in shambles and many U.S. Government authorities were missing or presumed dead.

			== [[GLue Factory Incident\|The Glue Factory Incident]] ==
			[[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]], then Chairman of the Union of North American nations known as [[the Board of Waifuria]], faced mounting pressure from his fellow world leaders to condemn the massacre and destruction of his country's capital. The Mummy failed to condemn the riot, but he knew that something had to be done. If only someone could do something!

			A representative from the Chairman's office contacted the offices of [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|the Great MAGA King]], and a meeting was planned to discuss how to move forward with the transition of power. They met at the Albuquerque Glue Factory. After this fateful and pivotal meeting, Joe Biden's political power only seemed to grow, and [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|the MAGA King]] was never seen again.

	==~~= T =~~==		== End of Democracy ==
			On his Presidential Inauguration day on January 20, 1 AB, [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] announced he would not be stepping down as Chairman of [[the Board of Waifuria]], as was custom to do. Instead, he declared in a bizarre and incoherent speech that he would be uniting the nations of North America under the banner of '[[Waifurian Empire\|Waifuria]]' and creating a new, united North American nation. He had not previously consulted [[Mexico]], [[Canada]], or [[Jacksonville Florida]] on this matter, but the [[United States of America\|United States]] military soon saw to it that they were 'convinced' to join this union. (The [[United States of America\|United States]] staged military coups in the governments of all of its closest allied nations). Several years later, this North American Overlorddom would become the [[Waifurian Empire]] when [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] held and performed his own coronation ceremony in 10 AB.

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 == Overview ==
-There were two political parties involved in this election, as there has been (astoundingly) for the past 230 years, with [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|the Mummy]] and [[Kamala Harris]] on the Blue Corporate Interests ticket, and incumbent [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|The Great Maga King]] and [[Mike Pence]] on the Red Corporate Interests ticket.
+There were two political parties involved in this election, as there had been (astoundingly) for the past 230 years, with [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|the Mummy]] and [[Kamala Harris]] on the Blue Corporate Interests ticket, and incumbent [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|The Great Maga King]] and [[Mike Pence]] on the Red Corporate Interests ticket.
 == Corporate Interests ==
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 '''Joe Biden''': One point two billion. So you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store in-in-in a supermarket. You control the guy or the woman that runs the rub...run-brings out the carts on-on-or-on a forklift. What happened?
-November 6, 1 BB
+March 23, 1 BB
 '''Debate Moderator:''' Are you at all concerned your Xen creature ban is going to cause more anger among vortigaunts around the world?

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-The United States 2020 Election (Often referred to as the 2020 Election) was the final election cycle in the [[United States of America]] before the ascension of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|the Mummy]] to North American Overlord and later, Emperor.
+The United States 2020 Election (Often referred to as the 2020 Election) was the final election cycle in the [[United States of America]] before the ascension of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|the Mummy]] to North American Overlord and later, Emperor. It took place from 1 BB to 0 AB.
 == Overview ==
-There were two political parties involved in this election, as there has been (astoundingly) for the past 230 years, with [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|the Mummy]] and [[Kamala Harris]] on the Blue Corporate Interests ticket, and [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|The Great Maga King]] and [[Mike Pence]] on the Red Corporate Interests tic[[Mike Pence|Corporate Interests]]<nowiki/>ket.
+There were two political parties involved in this election, as there has been (astoundingly) for the past 230 years, with [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|the Mummy]] and [[Kamala Harris]] on the Blue Corporate Interests ticket, and incumbent [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|The Great Maga King]] and [[Mike Pence]] on the Red Corporate Interests ticket.
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The United States 2020 Election (Often referred to as the 2020 Election) was the final election cycle in the [[United States of America]] before the ascension of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|the Mummy]] to North American Overlord and later, Emperor.

== Overview ==
There were two political parties involved in this election, as there has been (astoundingly) for the past 230 years, with [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|the Mummy]] and [[Kamala Harris]] on the Blue Corporate Interests ticket, and [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|The Great Maga King]] and [[Mike Pence]] on the Red Corporate Interests tic[[Mike Pence|Corporate Interests]]<nowiki/>ket.

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