Uranian Rebellion - Revision history

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	Over this period of time, Jishi herself had made many connections across the Omniverse, shaking hands and posing for photo ops with all sorts of rogue capitalist freaks. She sold the Uranian gas to whoeever would buy it- no questions asked- including, with the onset of [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|GMW3]], the [[The Enclave\|Enclave]]. These transfers were tax-exempt under rotten Milky-Andromedan fuel laws.		Over this period of time, Jishi herself had made many connections across the Omniverse, shaking hands and posing for photo ops with all sorts of rogue capitalist freaks. She sold the Uranian gas to whoeever would buy it- no questions asked- including, with the onset of [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|GMW3]], the [[The Enclave\|Enclave]]. These transfers were tax-exempt under rotten Milky-Andromedan fuel laws.

	After the purchasing of the [[Sol (The Sun)\|Sol]] System by OmniStar founder [[R. R. R. R.\|R.R.R.R.]] in 999,941 AB, [[Jishi Ravelle\|Jishi]] had quite pathetically resigned herself to being a puppet dog of OmniStar; and, following R.R.R.R's unfortunate dissapearance on [[~~Exegol\|~~Exegar]], obeyed the sentient incarnation of the intergalactic gigaconglomerate, which had deemed itself [[Corporatus]].		After the purchasing of the [[Sol (The Sun)\|Sol]] System by OmniStar founder [[R. R. R. R.\|R.R.R.R.]] in 999,941 AB, [[Jishi Ravelle\|Jishi]] had quite pathetically resigned herself to being a puppet dog of OmniStar; and, following R.R.R.R's unfortunate dissapearance on [[Exegar]], obeyed the sentient incarnation of the intergalactic gigaconglomerate, which had deemed itself [[Corporatus]].

	== Under new Management ==		== Under new Management ==

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 == Immolation ==
-Uranus was torn into the hidden neutron Star within Neptune, sucked down and devoured by the pulsating bright light.
+Uranus was swallowed into the hidden neutron Star that had appeared where Neptune once had been , sucked down and devoured by the pulsating bright light. The pulsing neutron star emitted low, ear-splitting screams and shrieks, and occassionally shot out a lash of bright green light. This star was [[Nemesis]].
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 00:17, 5 April 2024

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 [[Corporatus]] justified the expatriation of Uranus by citing [[Zerrion]] as the ancestral homeland of many Uranians; however, most residents of [[Ourana]] had never fucking stepped foot on the Zerri homeworld due to draconian anti-emigration measures instituted by OmniStar upon their purchasing of the system.
-And so, in 999,989 AB, for the first time in Omniversal History, Jishi Ravelle faced an opponent in the election- endorsed, humiliatingly to her, by the [[Uranian Gas Corporation|Uranian Gas Company]] (still privately owned by a certain '[[Leosis]] Trust Fund', much to the chagrin of [[Corporatus]]). The Uranian Gas Company's CEO, one Mr. [[Hunter Biden]], announced his candidacy on June 3, 999,989, and deposed the Mayor in a landslide the following week.
+And so, in 999,989 AB, for the first time in Omniversal History, Jishi Ravelle faced an opponent in the election- endorsed, humiliatingly to her, by the [[Uranian Gas Corporation|Uranian Gas Company]] (still privately owned by a certain '[[Leosis]] Trust Fund', much to the chagrin of [[Corporatus]]). The Uranian Gas Company's CEO, one Mr. [[Hunter Biden]], announced his candidacy on June 3, 999,989, and deposed the Mayor in a landslide election the following week. Hunter - 99.3%. Jishi - .06%
 == Corporatusian Rage ==
-Corporatus declared this election illegitimate and ordered Hunter Biden surrender to the authorities immediately. Mr. Biden, with the backing of the populations of [[Uranus]] and [[Neptune]], declined; in fact, he rebuked Corporatus and declared independence from the OmniStar Union.
+Corporatus declared this election illegitimate and ordered [[Hunter Biden]] surrender to the authorities immediately. Mr. Biden, with the backing of the populations of [[Uranus]] and [[Neptune]], declined; in fact, he rebuked Corporatus and declared independence from the OmniStar Union. He threatened to withhold Uranian and Neptunian Gas supplies and to attack all OmniStar transports which entered the airspace if his election were not recognized. This was Grand, and was noted by the Employers as having been 'unprecedented'.
-Mysteriously, several Enclave Planetscourge starships just happened to find their way into the Sol System soon after Hunter's declaration.
+Mysteriously, several [[The Enclave|Enclave]] Planetscourge starships just happened to find their way into the [[Sol (The Sun)|Sol]] System soon after Hunter's declaration. They immediately began bombaring Ourana, targeting its anti-grav generators, which kept the city afloat. The people of the city began panicking.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 23:46, 4 April 2024

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	[[File:A fire spreads.jpg\|thumb\|A fire spreads across the lower levels of [[Ourana]]'s South Precinct. ]]		[[File:A fire spreads.jpg\|thumb\|A fire spreads across the lower levels of [[Ourana]]'s South Precinct. ]]
	The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of the [[OmniStar Corporation]] Incarnate [[Corporatus]].		The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the dictatorial rule of the [[OmniStar Corporation]] Incarnate [[Corporatus]].
	[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]		[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]

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	The [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]] was 30 years in with no signs of stopping. As the Waifurian [[The Enclave\|Enclave]] wrought rot across the Omniverse, and as stars fizzled out and solar systems crumbled, Supreme Enclavical Overlord [[Joe Biden]], reinvigorated with the wicked energies of the [[Aubergine]], sought to bring about the [[Waifurian Empire]] once again. Many forces had aligned against this cause; in fact, nearly the entire Omniverse, apart from corrupt soulless sellouts, united to fight against the resurging rot that once had been.		The [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]] was 30 years in with no signs of stopping. As the Waifurian [[The Enclave\|Enclave]] wrought rot across the Omniverse, and as stars fizzled out and solar systems crumbled, Supreme Enclavical Overlord [[Joe Biden]], reinvigorated with the wicked energies of the [[Aubergine]], sought to bring about the [[Waifurian Empire]] once again. Many forces had aligned against this cause; in fact, nearly the entire Omniverse, apart from corrupt soulless sellouts, united to fight against the resurging rot that once had been.

	One aforementioned corporate sellout was the mayor of [[Ourana]], Uranus; [[Jishi Ravelle]], whose tenure in the position was fast approaching 900,000 years, an unprecedented length of time to rule a ~~colony~~.		One aforementioned corporate sellout was the mayor of [[Ourana]], Uranus; [[Jishi Ravelle]], whose tenure in the position was fast approaching 900,000 years, an unprecedented length of time to rule a territory.

	Over this period of time, Jishi herself had made many connections across the Omniverse, shaking hands and posing for photo ops with all sorts of rogue capitalist freaks.		Over this period of time, Jishi herself had made many connections across the Omniverse, shaking hands and posing for photo ops with all sorts of rogue capitalist freaks. She sold the Uranian gas to whoeever would buy it- no questions asked- including, with the onset of [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|GMW3]], the [[The Enclave\|Enclave]]. These transfers were tax-exempt under rotten Milky-Andromedan fuel laws.

	After the purchasing of the [[Sol (The Sun)\|Sol]] System by OmniStar founder [[R. R. R. R.\|R.R.R.R.]] in 999,941 AB, [[Jishi Ravelle\|Jishi]] had quite pathetically resigned herself to being a puppet dog of OmniStar; and, following R.R.R.R's unfortunate dissapearance on [[Exegol\|Exegar]], obeyed the sentient incarnation of the intergalactic gigaconglomerate, which had deemed itself [[Corporatus]].		After the purchasing of the [[Sol (The Sun)\|Sol]] System by OmniStar founder [[R. R. R. R.\|R.R.R.R.]] in 999,941 AB, [[Jishi Ravelle\|Jishi]] had quite pathetically resigned herself to being a puppet dog of OmniStar; and, following R.R.R.R's unfortunate dissapearance on [[Exegol\|Exegar]], obeyed the sentient incarnation of the intergalactic gigaconglomerate, which had deemed itself [[Corporatus]].

			== Under new Management ==
			The people of Uranus had, over 40,000 fucking generations, grown somewhat weary of the roten behavior of their matriarch. This all came to a head with the Uranian Decommissioning Announcement of 999,988 AB, in which [[Corporatus]] announced all citizens of [[Uranus]] would be relocated to the core world [[Zerrion]], and the planet would be used as a massive battery to fuel the Enclave's war efforts. Jishi did not protest this, deeply angering her citizens. The mayor's approval rating hit a dismally low .2%.

			[[Corporatus]] justified the expatriation of Uranus by citing [[Zerrion]] as the ancestral homeland of many Uranians; however, most residents of [[Ourana]] had never fucking stepped foot on the Zerri homeworld due to draconian anti-emigration measures instituted by OmniStar upon their purchasing of the system.

			And so, in 999,989 AB, for the first time in Omniversal History, Jishi Ravelle faced an opponent in the election- endorsed, humiliatingly to her, by the [[Uranian Gas Corporation\|Uranian Gas Company]] (still privately owned by a certain '[[Leosis]] Trust Fund', much to the chagrin of [[Corporatus]]). The Uranian Gas Company's CEO, one Mr. [[Hunter Biden]], announced his candidacy on June 3, 999,989, and deposed the Mayor in a landslide the following week.

			== Corporatusian Rage ==
			Corporatus declared this election illegitimate and ordered Hunter Biden surrender to the authorities immediately. Mr. Biden, with the backing of the populations of [[Uranus]] and [[Neptune]], declined; in fact, he rebuked Corporatus and declared independence from the OmniStar Union.

			Mysteriously, several Enclave Planetscourge starships just happened to find their way into the Sol System soon after Hunter's declaration.

	[[Category:Events]]		[[Category:Events]]

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 23:18, 4 April 2024

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	The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of the [[OmniStar Corporation]] Incarnate [[Corporatus]]~~, which had [[R. R. R. R.\|purchased the Sol System]] several decades earlier prior to assembling consciousness~~.		The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of the [[OmniStar Corporation]] Incarnate [[Corporatus]].
	[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]		[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]

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	The [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]] was 30 years in with no signs of stopping. As the Waifurian [[The Enclave\|Enclave]] wrought rot across the Omniverse, and as stars fizzled out and solar systems crumbled, Supreme Enclavical Overlord [[Joe Biden]], reinvigorated with the wicked energies of the [[Aubergine]], sought to bring about the [[Waifurian Empire]] once again. Many forces had aligned against this cause; in fact, nearly the entire Omniverse, apart from corrupt soulless sellouts, united to fight against the resurging rot that once had been.		The [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]] was 30 years in with no signs of stopping. As the Waifurian [[The Enclave\|Enclave]] wrought rot across the Omniverse, and as stars fizzled out and solar systems crumbled, Supreme Enclavical Overlord [[Joe Biden]], reinvigorated with the wicked energies of the [[Aubergine]], sought to bring about the [[Waifurian Empire]] once again. Many forces had aligned against this cause; in fact, nearly the entire Omniverse, apart from corrupt soulless sellouts, united to fight against the resurging rot that once had been.

	One aforementioned corporate sellout was the mayor of [[Ourana]], Uranus; [[Jishi Ravelle]], whose tenure in the position was fast approaching 900,000 years, an unprecedented length of time to rule a colony. Over this period of time, Jishi herself had made many connections across the Omniverse, shaking hands and posing for photo ops with all sorts of rogue capitalist freaks.		One aforementioned corporate sellout was the mayor of [[Ourana]], Uranus; [[Jishi Ravelle]], whose tenure in the position was fast approaching 900,000 years, an unprecedented length of time to rule a colony.

			Over this period of time, Jishi herself had made many connections across the Omniverse, shaking hands and posing for photo ops with all sorts of rogue capitalist freaks.

			After the purchasing of the [[Sol (The Sun)\|Sol]] System by OmniStar founder [[R. R. R. R.\|R.R.R.R.]] in 999,941 AB, [[Jishi Ravelle\|Jishi]] had quite pathetically resigned herself to being a puppet dog of OmniStar; and, following R.R.R.R's unfortunate dissapearance on [[Exegol\|Exegar]], obeyed the sentient incarnation of the intergalactic gigaconglomerate, which had deemed itself [[Corporatus]].
	[[Category:Events]]		[[Category:Events]]

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 23:14, 4 April 2024

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	The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of the [[OmniStar Corporation]] Incarnate [[Corporatus]].		The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of the [[OmniStar Corporation]] Incarnate [[Corporatus]], which had [[R. R. R. R.\|purchased the Sol System]] several decades earlier prior to assembling consciousness.
	[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]		[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 23:14, 4 April 2024

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	The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of ~~R.R.R.R's~~ [[OmniStar Corporation]].		The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of the [[OmniStar Corporation]] Incarnate [[Corporatus]].
	[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]		[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 23:09, 4 April 2024

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	The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] ~~against the~~ [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]].		The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of R.R.R.R's [[OmniStar Corporation]].
	[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]		[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 23:06, 4 April 2024

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	The [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]] was 30 years in with no signs of stopping. As the Waifurian [[The Enclave\|Enclave]] wrought rot across the Omniverse, and as stars fizzled out and solar systems crumbled, Supreme Enclavical Overlord [[Joe Biden]], reinvigorated with the wicked energies of the [[Aubergine]], sought to bring about the [[Waifurian Empire]] once again. Many forces had aligned against this cause; in fact, nearly the entire Omniverse, apart from corrupt soulless sellouts, united to fight against the resurging rot that once had been.		The [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]] was 30 years in with no signs of stopping. As the Waifurian [[The Enclave\|Enclave]] wrought rot across the Omniverse, and as stars fizzled out and solar systems crumbled, Supreme Enclavical Overlord [[Joe Biden]], reinvigorated with the wicked energies of the [[Aubergine]], sought to bring about the [[Waifurian Empire]] once again. Many forces had aligned against this cause; in fact, nearly the entire Omniverse, apart from corrupt soulless sellouts, united to fight against the resurging rot that once had been.

	One aforementioned corporate sellout was the mayor of Ourana, Uranus; [[Jishi Ravelle]], whose tenure in the position was fast approaching 900,000 years, an unprecedented length of time to rule a colony.		One aforementioned corporate sellout was the mayor of [[Ourana]], Uranus; [[Jishi Ravelle]], whose tenure in the position was fast approaching 900,000 years, an unprecedented length of time to rule a colony. Over this period of time, Jishi herself had made many connections across the Omniverse, shaking hands and posing for photo ops with all sorts of rogue capitalist freaks.
	[[Category:Events]]		[[Category:Events]]

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	The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of the [[OmniStar Corporation]] Incarnate [[Corporatus]].		The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of the [[OmniStar Corporation]] Incarnate [[Corporatus]], which had [[R. R. R. R.\|purchased the Sol System]] several decades earlier prior to assembling consciousness.
	[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]		[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]

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	The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of ~~R.R.R.R's~~ [[OmniStar Corporation]].		The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of the [[OmniStar Corporation]] Incarnate [[Corporatus]].
	[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]		[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]

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	The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] ~~against the~~ [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]].		The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus\|Urano]]-[[Neptune\|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of R.R.R.R's [[OmniStar Corporation]].
	[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]		[[File:Biden incident.jpg\|thumb\|The Rotter was haggard and foul. ]]