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Delaware

Joe Biden

Delaware was the mythical homeland of Joe Biden. He was not actually born there, nor is there any proof he actually visited there. His true homeland was Mesopotamia.

Layout and Yonise Stronghold

Delaware was a utopian city located on the southern east coast of the United States. It was erected in 1,329 B.B. It was home to golden phallic-shaped towers, and a massive pyramid known as the Yonise Stronghold. Imprisoned inside of the pyramid was the Yonise itself. Other notable attractions of this area included the Giant Woman and the Memorial.

Yonise Escapade

In 6 A.B, the Yonise breached containment. It left the Yonise Stronghold intact miraculously, but began to angrily fly through the streets shrieking and raining hellfire down on the citizens of Delaware. The Board of Waifuria immediately launched a squad of elite troopers to quell the Yonise' uprising. Unfortunately, it was already too late by the time that their forces arrived; the Yonise had singlehandedly obliterated every phallic tower in town. When asked to comment about why it was so selective about destroying the suggestive buildings, the Yonise cited its strict Catholic upbringing and values of modesty.

Erection

In memory of the millions of lives lost, alongside those precious buildings, a monument was erected.

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-[[File:Deleware.png|thumb|Deleware, circa 2 A.B>]]
+== Delaware ==
-Deleware is the mythical homeland of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Joe Biden.]]
-Often heard of only in American folklore, Deleware was supposedly a utopian city located on the southern east coast of the Northern Realm. It was told to have great, golden phallic-shaped towers, a massive pyramid known as the [[Yonise Stronghold]]. Imprisoned inside of the pyramid is the [[Yonise]] itself. Other notable attractions of this area included the Giant Woman and the Memorial.
+=== Joe Biden ===
+[[File:Delaware3.jpg|thumb|Delaware in 2 AB. What a splendorous place.]]
+Delaware was the mythical homeland of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Joe Biden.]] He was not actually born there, nor is there any proof he actually visited there. His true homeland was Mesopotamia.
-In 6 A.B,  the [[Yonise]] breached containment. It left the Yonise Stronghold intact miraculously, but began to angrily fly through the streets shrieking and raining hellfire down on the citizens of Deleware. [[The Board of Waifuria]] immediately launched a squad of elite troopers to go and quell the Yonise' uprising. Unfortunately, it was already too late by the time that their forces arrived; the [[Yonise]] had singlehandedly obliterated every phallic tower in town. When asked to comment about why it was so selective about destroying the suggestive buildings, the Yonise cited his strict Catholic upbringing and values of modesty.
+=== Layout and Yonise Stronghold ===
+Delaware was a utopian city located on the southern east coast of the [[United States of America|United States]]. It was erected in 1,329 B.B. It was home to golden phallic-shaped towers, and a massive pyramid known as the [[Yonise Stronghold]]. Imprisoned inside of the pyramid was the [[Yonise]] itself. Other notable attractions of this area included the Giant Woman and the Memorial.
+=== [[Yonise Escapade]] ===
+In 6 A.B,  the [[Yonise]] breached containment. It left the [[Yonise Stronghold]] intact miraculously, but began to angrily fly through the streets shrieking and raining hellfire down on the citizens of Delaware. [[The Board of Waifuria]] immediately launched a squad of elite troopers to quell the Yonise' uprising. Unfortunately, it was already too late by the time that their forces arrived; the [[Yonise]] had singlehandedly obliterated every phallic tower in town. When asked to comment about why it was so selective about destroying the suggestive buildings, the Yonise cited its strict Catholic upbringing and values of modesty.
+=== Erection ===
 In memory of the millions of lives lost, alongside those precious buildings, a monument was erected.
+[[Category:Locations]]
+[[Category:Civilizations]]