Father Snow

Father Snow was the Omniversal God of Cold and Darkness, and was the polar opposite of Ed Wool. Residing in the an icy asteroid in the deep reaches of space, Father Snow's mystic energy kept the Omniverse at a steady temperature of absolute zero. Without Father Snow's regulation of the Omniverse, it would have imploded several minutes after its inception.

Poor Social Skills

Father Snow was ostracized from the other Gods, and was not ever invited to join the Council of the Gods (despite being one of the oldest and wisest entities in the Omniverse). Father Snow was a very socially inept creature, being unable to speak in any dialect besides very basic Portuguese. Eye contact with Father Snow also caused serious Soul Damage, and as such many of the Gods avoided him altogether. Father Snow was a nice guy, he was just misunderstood.

Entrapment Incident

Father Snow accidentally kidnapped an entire Combine battalion, as it was traveling through space in the aftermath of the Great META War. When the Combine soldiers began screaming, Father Snow panicked and froze them all solid. These frozen corpses became Father Snow's family, and he developed stories and personalities for each and every one of the two hundred and three unfortunate souls.