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G-Man (Timefracture Beta), designation G-4323, was a G-Man variant who was under the employ of the Combine Imperial Authority. He served as the Combine Emperor's Majordomo, Director of the Imperial Bureau of Security, and was also the Supreme Treasurer of the Bank of COCK. It's theorized that he held more political power than any other single individual in the Omniverse, save for The Mummy.

Buffs

G-4323 was much different anatomically when compared to his brethren; his body was almost entirely synthetic, having been comprised of Pennullian Silvershane and crafted in the bowels of the COCK. G-4323 underwent numerous surgeries to have his skin entirely replaced with this synthetic alternative, at the behest of the Combine Emperor. G-4323 also had his eyes replaced with Xen-Powered Retinal scanners, which gave him the ability to spot a specific grain of sand on a beach four miles away.

Career

G-4323 was fired from the Employers' Contract Staff soon after this, with his supervisor, the Auditor, citing "irrevocable differences" as the reason for his dismissal. G-4323 barely noticed this, however, as he had been under the Employ of the COCK for several eons by that point. Now fully outfitted to Imperial Combine standards, G-4323 was appointed the Majordomo of the Combine Emperor, Xos, by the Advisors. He soon began unilaterally controlling the entire COCK Treasury (the largest in the Omniverse) as well as the Imperial Bureau of Security (IBS). G-4323 was the right-hand man of Xos; and personally directed the Combine's Grand Outward Expansion initiative. While stationed in the Andromeda Galaxy, G-4323 directed Admiral Sus. E. Amonger to launch an invasion of a small, unsophisticated planet which was overflowing with Magarrish Quintessence- This planet was Earth. While the Combine had come to conquer and plunder the rich terrestrial planet, the inhabitants, the Humans, had other ideas, and fought back valiantly for over two centuries, eventually successfully beating the Combine off of their planet.

This crippling blow to the Combine Grand Expansion dissapointed G-4323, who ordered the immediate retaliation via Biological Warfare in the form of the Combine-19 Virus. This virus proved incredibly successful at killing Humans, something which strengthened G-4323's hopes of an eventual reconquest of the planet Earth. However, G-4323 would have to wait, as the Emperor forbade him from launching any more spaceships into that sector, calling it a suicide mission.

However, many years later, G-4323 would get his wish, although not in the way he'd hoped. Now, it was the Earthlings who were advancing on the Combine- launching the Combine Navy into full retreat. G-4323 saw his chance, and once again declared war on Earth's invading Waifurian Empire, beginning the start of the Second Great META War.

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 [[File:G-4216.png|thumb|G-Man (Timefracture Beta)]]
-G-Man (Timefracture Beta), designation G-4323, was a [[G-Men (Disambiguation)|G-Man]] variant who was under the employ of the [[Combine]] Imperial Authority. He served as the Combine Emperor's Majordomo, and was also the Treasurer of the Bank of [[Combine Offices Complex Knot (C.O.C.K.)|COCK]].
+G-Man (Timefracture Beta), designation G-4323, was a [[G-Men (Disambiguation)|G-Man]] variant who was under the employ of the [[Combine]] Imperial Authority. He served as the [[Xos|Combine Emperor]]'s Majordomo, Director of the Imperial Bureau of Security, and was also the Supreme Treasurer of the Bank of [[Combine Offices Complex Knot (C.O.C.K.)|COCK]]. It's theorized that he held more political power than any other single individual in the Omniverse, save for [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|The Mummy]].
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 G-4323 was fired from the Employers' Contract Staff soon after this, with his supervisor, [[Auditor|the Auditor]], citing "irrevocable differences" as the reason for his dismissal. G-4323 barely noticed this, however, as he had been under the Employ of the COCK for several eons by that point. Now fully outfitted to Imperial Combine standards, G-4323 was appointed the Majordomo of the Combine Emperor, [[Xos]], by the Advisors. He soon began unilaterally controlling the entire COCK Treasury (the largest in the Omniverse) as well as the Imperial Bureau of Security (IBS).
 G-4323 was the right-hand man of [[Xos]]; and personally directed the Combine's Grand Outward Expansion initiative. While stationed in the Andromeda Galaxy, G-4323 directed [[Sus E. Amonger|Admiral Sus. E. Amonger]] to launch an invasion of a small, unsophisticated planet which was overflowing with [[Magarra|Magarrish]] Quintessence- This planet was Earth. While the Combine had come to conquer and plunder the rich terrestrial planet, the inhabitants, the Humans, had other ideas, and [[The great META war|fought back valiantly for over two centuries]], eventually successfully beating the Combine [[Gigamagnet|off of their planet]].
+This crippling blow to the Combine Grand Expansion dissapointed G-4323, who ordered the immediate retaliation via Biological Warfare in the form of the [[Combine-19 Virus]]. This virus proved incredibly successful at killing Humans, something which strengthened G-4323's hopes of an eventual reconquest of the planet Earth. However, G-4323 would have to wait, as the Emperor forbade him from launching any more spaceships into that sector, calling it a suicide mission.
+However, many years later, G-4323 would get his wish, although not in the way he'd hoped. Now, it was the Earthlings who were advancing on the [[Combine]]- launching the Combine Navy into full retreat. G-4323 saw his chance, and once again declared war on Earth's invading [[Waifurian Empire]], beginning the start of the [[Great META War 2|Second Great META War]].
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