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Amoris was the 1st planet of the Oris system. It was the planet of Love, and was ruled by the hideous god of beauty, Zha Toh. It was a popular tourist attraction for couples (or people who wanted to make someone love them), since the air was filled with a deadly neurotoxin which, while shortening the victim's lifespan, created intense lustful, romantic feelings towards anyone or anything that touched them. This toxin was known as Killjoy.
Many a smelly man traveled to Amoris, but found that not even the brainrotten citizens of this planet, where love was literally in the air, could fathom being in a relationship with someone who didn't shower regularly.
It's really not that hard.
Sea of Love
edit edit sourceThe Sea of Love was a large, pink body of liquid which comprised much of the northern hemisphere of Amoris. The liquid was incredibly acidic and deadly to the touch, yet many people sought to take canoes or speedboats out into the sea. The vessels were comprised of enchanted starmetal, which was the only material strong enough to resist the voracious appetite of the Sea of Love.
Roughly 1300 tourists died each year on Amoris (roughly .5 Earth year). 800 of these were usually deaths from trying to swim in the Sea of Love, an activity which was lethal.