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The G-Man and his dearly beloved son, Keith.

G-Man was an Employee of the Employers. He was the father of Keith Cumshoes, and Grandfather to Richard Nixon, as well as stepfather of Alduin (while married to 6). He served on the Board Of Waifuria, as the Representative from Mexico; however, he rarely attended board meetings. His whereabouts were usually unknown, however, he was known to appear from seemingly nowhere and nudge things his way, from time to time. He is noted in being a key player in the China-Mars Conflict of 2 B.B. He persuaded Chinese Prime Minister, Winnie the Pooh, to take a sabbatical from his position in the Cumsmen. G-Man is known for his cryptic extradimensional meetings and hidden messages. He was also commonly at great odds with the Silent Man, Gordon Freeman. He had been featured on a few of Rick Hernia and Keith Cumshoes' spiritual lyrical beats, much to the dismay of Richard Nixon. G-Man also had a decades-long relationship with Saul Goodman. G-Man's wife, 6, died in an 'accident'.

Early Life

Little is known about the G-Man's Childhood. Many speculate he was a creation of the Legume's first space-time continuum tear. G-man was unable to age and was not affected by the flow of time, which further solidifies the theory that his origin is from a tear in the fabric of reality.

Relationship with Keith Cumshoes

G Man's relationship with his first-born, Keith Cumshoes is rather hard to study. Whenever Keith was questioned about his childhood he screamed until his larynx was torn apart and his ears bled. G-Man had not been in contact with Keith for some time, leading people the assumption that the family had a "falling out" after the Glue Factory Incident.

G-Man claimed to know nothing about Keith and would often sentence those who asked about Keith to eternal damnation in a Time Loop.

G-Man's wife, 6, was unfortunately deceased at the time of this writing and thus, unable to comment.

Personality

G-Man was a very cryptic and observant entity. He was shown to have a particular fascination with Gordon Freeman, as well as Alyx and Eli Vance. He seemed to possess unlimited power. He occassionally mentioned that he did things at the request of his 'Employers', although he never elaborated further.. He also has an obsession with Pac-Man Party (2010) .

Alternate Entities

There are two G-Men who exist as seperate entities altogether from The G-Man; G-Man Alpha, and G-3301. All three entities are nearly identical in appearance, however, some notable differences between them are their interests, business deals, and, interestingly enough, weights. G-Man weighs in at roughly 4,700,000 kilograms, whereas G-Man Alpha weighs nothing.

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+G-Man was an Employee of the [[Employers]].  He was the father of [[Keith Cumshoes]], and Grandfather to [[Richard Nixon]], as well as stepfather of [[Alduin]] (while married to [[6]]).  He served on [[The Board of Waifuria|the Board Of Waifuria]], as the Representative from Mexico; however, he rarely attended board meetings. His whereabouts were usually unknown, however, he was known to appear from seemingly nowhere and nudge things his way, from time to time. He is noted in being a key player in the [[China-Mars Conflict]] of 2 B.B. He persuaded Chinese Prime Minister, [[Winnie the Pooh]], to take a sabbatical from his position in the [[Cumsmen]]. G-Man is known for his cryptic extradimensional meetings and hidden messages. He was also commonly at great odds with the Silent Man, [[Gordon Freeman]]. He had been featured on a few of Rick Hernia and [[Keith Cumshoes]]' spiritual lyrical beats, much to the dismay of Richard Nixon. G-Man also had a decades-long relationship with [[Saul Goodman]]. G-Man's wife, [[6]], died in an 'accident'.
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-G-Man is a Stage 3 Metaphysical being. He is the father of [[Keith Cumshoes]], and Grandfather to [[Richard Nixon]]. He currently serves on [[The Board of Waifuria|the Board Of Waifuria]], as the Representative from Mexico; however, he has not attended a Board Meeting in over 14 years, as of this writing. His current whereabouts are unknown, however, he has been known to appear from seemingly nowhere and nudge things his way, from time to time. He is noted in being a key player in the [[China-Mars Conflict]] of 4 A.B. He persuaded Chinese Prime Minister, [[Winnie the Pooh]], to take a sabbatical from his position in the [[Cumsmen]]. G-Man is known for his cryptic extradimensional meetings and hidden messages. He is also commonly at great odds with the Silent Man, [[Gordon Freeman]]. He has been featured on a few of Rick Hernia and Keith Cumshoes' spiritual lyrical beats, much to the dismay of Richard Nixon. His wife, 6, is dead.
 == Early Life ==
-Little is known about the G-Man's Childhood. Many speculate he is a creation of the Legume's first space-time continuum tear. G-man is unable to age and is not affected by the flow of time, which further solidifies the theory that his origin is from a tear in the fabric of reality.
+Little is known about the G-Man's Childhood. Many speculate he was a creation of the [[Legume]]'s first space-time continuum tear. G-man was unable to age and was not affected by the flow of time, which further solidifies the theory that his origin is from a tear in the fabric of reality.
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 == Relationship with Keith Cumshoes ==
-G Man's relationship with his first-born, [[Keith Cumshoes]] is rather hard to study.  Whenever Keith is questioned about his childhood he screams until his larynx is torn apart and his ears bleed. G-Man has not been in contact with Keith for some time, leading people the assumption that the family had a "falling out" after the [[GLue Factory Incident|Glue Factory Incident]].
+G Man's relationship with his first-born, [[Keith Cumshoes]] is rather hard to study.  Whenever Keith was questioned about his childhood he screamed until his larynx was torn apart and his ears bled. G-Man had not been in contact with Keith for some time, leading people the assumption that the family had a "falling out" after the [[GLue Factory Incident|Glue Factory Incident]].
-G-Man claims to know nothing about Keith and will often sentence those who ask about Keith to eternal damnation in a Time Loop.
+G-Man claimed to know nothing about Keith and would often sentence those who asked about Keith to eternal damnation in a Time Loop.
-G-Man's wife, 6, is unfortunately deceased at the time of this writing and unable to comment.
+G-Man's wife, [[6]], was unfortunately deceased at the time of this writing and thus, unable to comment.
 == Personality ==
-G-Man is a very cryptic and observant entity. He is shown to have a particular fascination with Gordon Freeman, as well as Alyx and Eli Vance. He seems to possess unlimited power. He occassionally mentions that he does things at the request of his 'Employers', although he never elaborates further.  It is speculated that his Employers may be the [[Combine Offices Complex Knot (C.O.C.K.)|C.O.C.K]]., however G-man enjoys altering the course of time. He also has an obsession with [[Pac-Man Party|Pac-Man Party (2010)]] .
+G-Man was a very cryptic and observant entity. He was shown to have a particular fascination with Gordon Freeman, as well as Alyx and Eli Vance. He seemed to possess unlimited power. He occassionally mentioned that he did things at the request of his '[[Employers]]', although he never elaborated further.. He also has an obsession with [[Pac-Man Party|Pac-Man Party (2010)]] .
 == Alternate Entities ==
 There are two G-Men who exist as seperate entities altogether from The G-Man; [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man Alpha]], and [[G-3301]]. All three entities are nearly identical in appearance, however, some notable differences between them are their interests, business deals, and, interestingly enough, weights. G-Man weighs in at roughly 4,700,000 kilograms, whereas [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man Alpha]] weighs nothing.
+[[Category:Gods]]