Aubergine

The Aubergine was the existential nemesis of all life and matter in the Omniverse. If the Legume were compared to God, The Aubergine must be described as 100 times worse than Satan (or almost as damned as Portland Oregon).

The Aubergine, Photographed through the 4KM thick Graphene composite wall that contains it at San Bernadino Detention Facility.

Inception

It is widely speculated that the Aubergine was synthesized to be the opposite of the Legume in every way. The two are believed to operate as a diad of checks and balances (although not originally intended that way). Farmer Charlies' own Daniel Sproule is likely responsible for the creation of the Aubergine.

Effects

Any being to come within 1 KM of the Aubergine is said to begin physically dissipating, atom by atom, experiencing total atomic annihilation (if not removed from the premises) within 4 hours. The skin is left behind. While some researchers believe this is a defense mechanism of the Aubergine, individuals who have been in contact with the Aubergine (and survived), describe the feeling as "the Aubergine beckoning each individual nanoparticle to its eternal embrace." These individuals report a feeling of comfort, ecstasy, and, (oddly enough), a feeling of sexual climax beginning with the first atom and reaching its maximum as the final atoms of the internal organs leave the human body.

Aubergine
Aliases	The Aubergine Eggplant Annihilation Instance 3B The Final Catalyst
Relatives	Legume (Relation Unclear)
Occupation	Unemployed
Biographical information
Date of birth	N/A
Place of birth	N/A
Date of death	The Final Moment
Place of death	Ghetsin 3
Physical description
Species	Aubergine
Gender	N/A
Height	21 cm
Weight	410,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000, 000 kg (unsupplemented)
Appearances

Rivalries

G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)

The Aubergine and G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) are known to engage in cosmic disputes, from time to time. Most recently, on May 30, 2 A.B., the Aubergine temporarily shut down G-Man Alpha's Instagram Account. This greatly displeased him, and several thousand deaths were reported before the account was recovered.

Legume

Although both entities appear to be completely stationary, many beings with a propensity for sensing the higher dimensions report that the two squabble and bicker constantly, with entire conversations beginning and ending at about the speed of one rotation of the average pulsar star.

San Bernadino County Detention Facility

The Aubergine was held in a superfortified cell in the San Bernadino County Detention Facility, on Earth. It was held here for centuries. Eventually, it escaped. It was not seen again for trillions of years, until the Final Moment.