Guy Not-A-Combine

Not-A-Combine

Guy Not-A-Combine was an "American" president and district court judge who served as the Judge of the 65th Circuit Court of Maryland before his selection by U.S. President Donald J. Trump to serve on the Supreme Court in 1 AB. Previously, he served as President of the United States of America from 111-109 AB, although all records including newspaper articles, legislative priorities, and press conferences surrounding his term have been destroyed. Not-A-Combine was arrested in 8 AB in Brampton, Ontario for illegal fentanyl possession and sentenced to life in prison at the Joe Biden Toronto Federal Enslavement Penitentiary. In 33 AB, he dissapeared from his cell around the same time reports of child abductions began surfacing at the Ghetsin III Global Childcare Education Centre. The two developments were unrelated, as Not-A-Combine was busy learning Hindi on Querria from Buddha II. While on Querria, Guy was outed as a former Waifurian allegiant and hung by the neck. However, at the last second, he ascended from this Plane; for he was and always a Boddhisattva at heart, and reached nirvana while on the precipice of death; thus delivering him from the pain of others and enlightening him to the true blights of life within the Universe. Thusly he took to travelling the Omniverse with Buddha II, delivering peaceful statements of wisdom and patience. And thusly he was appointed, given his legal expertise, as a justice to serve on the Worlds Without Boundaries Shadow Court during the Waifurian Civil War. This was despite his having no previous affiliation or allegiance to the organization.

It was thought his brain was empty and that he was piloted from afar like a videogame; this was backed up when, upon his death in 999,997 AB, it was discovered that the justice had in fact an empty skull filled with only an MP3 player and a Bluetooth Connection Nodule.