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[[File:Jefferson.png|thumb]] | [[File:Jefferson.png|thumb]]Jefferson Davis was a stalker who served as the president of the Confederate States of America during the [[American Civil War]] from 159 to 155 B.B. He was a military genius, having fought in the [[7 Hour War|7 Hours War]] as a commander alongside [[Benjamin Frunklin]]. His military skill was a trait which the [[Combine]] had previously disregarded when they had stolen his organs and sent him to a Ohioan slave labor camp. However, the Combine was soon pressed with finding a leader for the Confederate States, and after a thorough background check of their entire intergalactic constituency, it was determined by the [[Combine Offices Complex Knot (C.O.C.K.)|C.O.C.K.]] that Jefferson was the most suited to lead the nation. After the war was lost, Jefferson was captured and brought back to [[Ohio]], where he later died. | ||
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Jefferson Davis was a stalker who served as the president of the Confederate States of America during the American Civil War from 159 to 155 B.B. He was a military genius, having fought in the 7 Hours War as a commander alongside Benjamin Frunklin. His military skill was a trait which the Combine had previously disregarded when they had stolen his organs and sent him to a Ohioan slave labor camp. However, the Combine was soon pressed with finding a leader for the Confederate States, and after a thorough background check of their entire intergalactic constituency, it was determined by the C.O.C.K. that Jefferson was the most suited to lead the nation. After the war was lost, Jefferson was captured and brought back to Ohio, where he later died.