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Vortessencia|affiliation=Lunar Alliance|occupation=President of the Lunar Alliance|marital=Keith Cumshoes (Divorced)|birthDate=05/31/222 B.B.|birthPlace=Xen|deathDate=02/21/4 A.B.|deathPlace=Earth's Moon|species=Vortigaunt|gender=Female|height=8'1|weight=322 lbs.|eyes=red}} | Vortessencia|affiliation=Lunar Alliance|occupation=President of the Lunar Alliance|marital=Keith Cumshoes (Divorced)|birthDate=05/31/222 B.B.|birthPlace=Xen|deathDate=02/21/4 A.B.|deathPlace=Earth's Moon|species=Vortigaunt|gender=Female|height=8'1|weight=322 lbs.|eyes=red}} | ||
Jezebel was a vortiguant who served as the President of the Lunar Alliance. She was also (for a time) married to [[Keith Cumshoes]]. During the Great META War, Jezebel grew, as a commission to the United States Government, a nuclear pumpkin. This was later used to kill all of her children. Jezebel resided in Columbus, Ohio, until the [[Bombing of Columbus|Bombing]] occurred and she elected to relocate to Earth's Moon. Keith Cumshoes dumped her, but later claimed the split had been amicable. She gave birth to trillions of children during their time together; unfortunately, all died shortly after birth due to the aforementioned bombing. Jezebel became politically active during this time and ran for local lunar government in 18 B.B., and becoming president of the Lunar Alliance in 10 B.B. until her death in 4 A.B. | Jezebel was a vortiguant who served as the President of the [[Lunar Alliance]]. She was also (for a time) married to [[Keith Cumshoes]]. During [[The great META war|the Great META War]], Jezebel grew, as a commission to the [[United States of America|United States Government]], a nuclear pumpkin. This was later used to kill all of her children. [[Jezebel]] resided in [[Columbus, Ohio]], until the [[Bombing of Columbus|Bombing]] occurred and she elected to relocate to [[Earth's Moon]]. [[Keith Cumshoes]] dumped her, but later claimed the split had been amicable. She gave birth to trillions of children during their time together; unfortunately, all died shortly after birth due to the aforementioned bombing. Jezebel became politically active during this time and ran for local lunar government in 18 B.B., and becoming president of the [[Lunar Alliance]] in 10 B.B. until her death in 4 A.B. | ||
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Jezebel
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| Jezebel | |
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| Aliases | Mrs. Cumshoes
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| Affiliation | Lunar Alliance |
| Occupation | President of the Lunar Alliance |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | Keith Cumshoes (Divorced) |
| Date of birth | 05/31/222 B.B. |
| Place of birth | Xen |
| Date of death | 02/21/4 A.B. |
| Place of death | Earth's Moon |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Vortigaunt |
| Gender | Female |
| Height | 8'1 |
| Weight | 322 lbs. |
| Eye color | red |
| Appearances | |
Jezebel was a vortiguant who served as the President of the Lunar Alliance. She was also (for a time) married to Keith Cumshoes. During the Great META War, Jezebel grew, as a commission to the United States Government, a nuclear pumpkin. This was later used to kill all of her children. Jezebel resided in Columbus, Ohio, until the Bombing occurred and she elected to relocate to Earth's Moon. Keith Cumshoes dumped her, but later claimed the split had been amicable. She gave birth to trillions of children during their time together; unfortunately, all died shortly after birth due to the aforementioned bombing. Jezebel became politically active during this time and ran for local lunar government in 18 B.B., and becoming president of the Lunar Alliance in 10 B.B. until her death in 4 A.B.