Old Willow Balls

Old Willow Balls, a wise old fart.

Old Willow Balls
Aliases	Young Willow Balls
Relatives	Alex Jones (Distant Cousin)
Affiliation	Wisconsin National Centre for Wildlife Prevention
Occupation	Grass Eater
Biographical information
Marital status	Old Willow Boob
Date of birth	June 31, 302 BB
Place of birth	Fort Testicle, Yukon Territories
Date of death	February 30, 11 AB
Place of death	Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Physical description
Species	Horse, Man
Gender	Male
Height	10'3
Weight	1042 lbs
Eye color	Soullean
Appearances