Pangea: Difference between revisions

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Formation

Pangea was a hyper-continent formed on Old Earth roughly 8.6 Nonillion Years BB. It was the site of the emergence of consciousness throughout the entire Omniverse, an event spurred on by the Legume.

Formation of Mankind

After The Division of Saddam Hussein, the first two humans, DaBaby and Fuckboy Francis, were born into the wilds of Pangea. After several millenniums of asexual reproduction, the population of humans on Pangea was around 12. These 12 humans, after a disagreement about whether or not the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid should be used to summon the Taco Bell $5 Chalupa Box, formed 4 nations.

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The 4 Nations of Pangea

The 4 nations of Pangea were:

Morrowind
Poland
Iowa
The Everlasting Bladee Concert

Polish Expansion

Following the unfortunate Bass Pro Shops Pyramid Incident in 196 B.B., the Postal Dude along with Duke Boris Zyklon of Breastland and Richard Nixon the First sought to continue with their plans to bring about "Fiesta Friday". To do this, the three began collecting the fragments of the $5 Footlong. Once collected, used the power of Jared Fogle to summon 130 legions of Baltimoreans to act as slaves to gather the required materials to construct Edinburgh Castle to act as a base for their schemes.

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+[[File:Pangeaaaa.png|thumb|Pangea]]
 == Formation ==
-[[File:Auckland Islands - STS089-743-5.jpg|thumb|328x328px|Aerial view of Pangea]]
+'''Pangea''' was a hyper-continent formed on [[Old Earth]] roughly 8.6 Nonillion Years BB. It was the site of the emergence of consciousness throughout the entire [[The Rick Hernia Omniverse Wiki|Omniverse]], an event spurred on by the [[Legume]].
-'''Pangea''' was a hyper-continent formed on [[Old Earth]] roughly 8.6 Nonillion Years BB. It was the site of the emergence of consciousness throughout the entire [[The Rick Hernia Omniverse Wiki|omniverse]], an event spurred on by the [[Legume]].
 == Formation of Mankind ==
-After [[The Division of Saddam Hussein]], the first two humans, [[DaBaby]] and [[Fuckboy Francis]], were born into the wilds of '''Pangea'''. After several millenniums of [[asexual reproduction]], the population of humans on Pangea was around 12. These 12 humans, after a disagreement about whether or not the '''[[Bass Pro Shops Pyramid]]''' should be used to summon the [[Taco Bell $5 Chalupa Box]], formed '''4 nations'''.
+After [[The Division of Saddam Hussein]], the first two humans, [[DaBaby]] and [[Fuckboy Francis]], were born into the wilds of '''Pangea'''. After several millenniums of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexual_reproduction asexual reproduction], the population of humans on Pangea was around 12. These 12 humans, after a disagreement about whether or not the '''[[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid|Bass Pro Shops Pyramid]]''' should be used to summon the [[Taco Bell $5 Chalupa Box]], formed '''4 nations'''.
+{{Location|type=Preomniversial Origin Supercontinent|location=Old Earth|inhabitants=Humans|Creation=8,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 B.B.}}
 == The 4 Nations of Pangea ==
-The 4 nations of Pangea were:
+==== The 4 nations of Pangea were: ====
 * Morrowind
 * Poland
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 == Polish Expansion ==
 [[File:Jared Fogle (2008).jpg|thumb|261x261px|Jared Fogle the Sandwich God]]
-Following the unfortunate [[Bass Pro Shops Pyramid|'''Bass Pro Shops Pyramid''']] ''incident'', the [[Postal Dude]] along with [[Duke Boris Zyklon]] of [[Breastland]] and [[Richard Nixon|Richard M. Nixon]] sought to continue with their plans to bring about "[[Fiesta Friday]]". To do this, the three began collecting the fragments of the [[$5 Footlong]]. Once collected, used the power of [[Jared Fogle|'''Jared Fogle''']] to summon 130 legions of Baltimoreans to act as slaves to gather the required materials to construct [[Edinburgh Castle]] to act as a base for their schemes.
+Following the unfortunate [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid Incident|'''Bass Pro Shops Pyramid Incident''']] in 196 B.B., the [[Postal Dude]] along with [[Duke Boris Zyklon]] of [[Breastland]] and [[Richard Nixon the First]] sought to continue with their plans to bring about "[[Fiesta Friday]]". To do this, the three began collecting the fragments of the [[$5 Footlong]]. Once collected, used the power of [[Jared Fogle|'''Jared Fogle''']] to summon 130 legions of Baltimoreans to act as slaves to gather the required materials to construct [[Edinburgh Castle]] to act as a base for their schemes.
+[[Category:Civilizations]]