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Bahamut, in prehistoric times, when the continent of Pangea was | Bahamut, in prehistoric times, when the continent of Pangea was grew the earliest algaes and mosses on its blistering rocks, spawned the first dragons into the world. He had great aspirations to see a Draconic Conquest of the entire Omniverse; unfortunately, the Employers had other plans. | ||
In 325 Hectillion BB, Bahamut was visited by the Employer [[Chraunor]] for an alleged 'Time Crime'. Bahamut was the first entity charged with such a crime and was sentenced to life imprisonment inside of [[Jupiter]] (then a frothing, deadly prison/garbage disposal used by the god [[Leosis]] to dispose of planets he found unsavory). Chraunor, ironically, began meddling in Omniversal Affairs from then on; under the guise of his new, draconic alter ego [[Akatosh]], [[Chraunor]] fashioned himself as the original 'Dragon King', all but erasing Bahamut from the memory of the 40+ sentient creatures which existed Omniverse-wide at this time. | In 325 Hectillion BB, Bahamut was visited by the Employer [[Chraunor]] for an alleged 'Time Crime'. Bahamut was the first entity charged with such a crime and was sentenced to life imprisonment inside of [[Jupiter]] (then a frothing, deadly prison/garbage disposal used by the god [[Leosis]] to dispose of planets he found unsavory). Chraunor, ironically, began meddling in Omniversal Affairs from then on; under the guise of his new, draconic alter ego [[Akatosh]], [[Chraunor]] fashioned himself as the original 'Dragon King', all but erasing Bahamut from the memory of the 40+ sentient creatures which existed Omniverse-wide at this time. | ||
== Life In Prison And Suspicious Event == | == Life In Prison And Suspicious Event == | ||
Bahamut was not guilty of the alleged time crime, and yet, despite having not committed the time crime, he did the time for the time crime, existing inside of [[Jupiter]] for roughly 324.9 Hectillion years until his unfortunate and sudden 'death' in 170 BB. Bahamut's death was very suspicious; he was alleged to have 'killed himself' inside of his 'cell' (Jupiter's inner atmosphere) However with no solid objects and, perhaps more importantly, Bahamut himself being an immortal diety, this death was rather mysterious. The Rick Hernia Omniverse Wiki Editorial Team reached out the Employer's Bureau of Complaints and Salad Dressings for comment on this issue, but received no response. Sad! | Bahamut was not guilty of the alleged time crime, and yet, despite having not committed the time crime, he did the time for the time crime, existing inside of [[Jupiter]] for roughly 324.9 Hectillion years until his unfortunate and sudden 'death' in 170 BB. Bahamut's death was very suspicious; he was alleged to have 'killed himself' inside of his 'cell' (Jupiter's inner atmosphere) However with no solid objects inside of this space and, perhaps more importantly, Bahamut himself being an immortal diety, this death was rather mysterious. The Rick Hernia Omniverse Wiki Editorial Team reached out the Employer's Bureau of Complaints and Salad Dressings for comment on this issue, but received no response. Sad! | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:52, 7 April 2026
Bahamut the Great was a massive, planet-sized diety who once served as the God of Dragonkind. His eyes were the size of moons and his spine the width of the Earth.
Felony
edit edit sourceBahamut, in prehistoric times, when the continent of Pangea was grew the earliest algaes and mosses on its blistering rocks, spawned the first dragons into the world. He had great aspirations to see a Draconic Conquest of the entire Omniverse; unfortunately, the Employers had other plans.
In 325 Hectillion BB, Bahamut was visited by the Employer Chraunor for an alleged 'Time Crime'. Bahamut was the first entity charged with such a crime and was sentenced to life imprisonment inside of Jupiter (then a frothing, deadly prison/garbage disposal used by the god Leosis to dispose of planets he found unsavory). Chraunor, ironically, began meddling in Omniversal Affairs from then on; under the guise of his new, draconic alter ego Akatosh, Chraunor fashioned himself as the original 'Dragon King', all but erasing Bahamut from the memory of the 40+ sentient creatures which existed Omniverse-wide at this time.
Life In Prison And Suspicious Event
edit edit sourceBahamut was not guilty of the alleged time crime, and yet, despite having not committed the time crime, he did the time for the time crime, existing inside of Jupiter for roughly 324.9 Hectillion years until his unfortunate and sudden 'death' in 170 BB. Bahamut's death was very suspicious; he was alleged to have 'killed himself' inside of his 'cell' (Jupiter's inner atmosphere) However with no solid objects inside of this space and, perhaps more importantly, Bahamut himself being an immortal diety, this death was rather mysterious. The Rick Hernia Omniverse Wiki Editorial Team reached out the Employer's Bureau of Complaints and Salad Dressings for comment on this issue, but received no response. Sad!