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The Portlandian Spacefracture was a spacetime microcollapse which occurred in Seattle, Washington in 4 AB. | The Portlandian Spacefracture was a spacetime microcollapse which occurred in Seattle, Washington in 4 AB. | ||
The Spacefracture occurred and was resolved in the same day, somehow being dealt with singlehandedly by the Mummy himself. The Mummy dispatched a Magarrish Chronobeast, which spawned in Seattle at 7:02 AM outside of a local Wawas. After enjoying an (unpaid) helping of carbonated beverages, the Magarrish Chronobeast began wreaking havoc on the Northwestern City. Mummy, having just returned from the completion of [[Waifuria Prime]], immediately sprung into action, jumping from the satellite and plummeting down to Earth's surface, creating a massive impact crater south of Seattle and sending the Magarrish Chronobeast hurtling into the pacific ocean. An intense battle ensued, which Mummy somehow miraculously won. How he did this is unclear as all local media stations were eaten by the Chronobeast and Fox News reported the incident as an 'average day in a Democrat-run shithole city', ignoring the Chronobeast completely for the day. By the time night fell, Seattle was liberated, and the Mummy had acquired a nasty stomachache. | |||
The body of the Chronobeast was never recovered. | |||
Latest revision as of 16:56, 7 April 2026
The Portlandian Spacefracture was a spacetime microcollapse which occurred in Seattle, Washington in 4 AB.
The Spacefracture occurred and was resolved in the same day, somehow being dealt with singlehandedly by the Mummy himself. The Mummy dispatched a Magarrish Chronobeast, which spawned in Seattle at 7:02 AM outside of a local Wawas. After enjoying an (unpaid) helping of carbonated beverages, the Magarrish Chronobeast began wreaking havoc on the Northwestern City. Mummy, having just returned from the completion of Waifuria Prime, immediately sprung into action, jumping from the satellite and plummeting down to Earth's surface, creating a massive impact crater south of Seattle and sending the Magarrish Chronobeast hurtling into the pacific ocean. An intense battle ensued, which Mummy somehow miraculously won. How he did this is unclear as all local media stations were eaten by the Chronobeast and Fox News reported the incident as an 'average day in a Democrat-run shithole city', ignoring the Chronobeast completely for the day. By the time night fell, Seattle was liberated, and the Mummy had acquired a nasty stomachache.
The body of the Chronobeast was never recovered.