Battle of Alexandria: Difference between revisions

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The Battle of Alexandria, with several Combine Gunships and a Waifurian Aircraft carrier visible. The skeleton of Waifuria Prime is visible in the background, departing for it's construction near Ghetsin 3.

Final Battle

The Battle of Alexandria was one of the final major battles in the Great META War. Rick Hernia commanded a legion of 4000 of Earth's finest in the M.T.O, opposing the Combine Grand General Grievous and an (as per usual) seemingly limitless supply of Combine forces and weaponry.

As the battle raged in the atmosphere above and on the ground below, soldiers on both sides paused the fighting momentarily- watching the skeleton of Waifuria Prime rise over the Alexandria horizon, a bone-chilling omen of what was to come.

Superpredators

As Rick Hernia's legion was nearly defeated, A squad of Superpredators was deployed to reinforce the depleted M.T.O footsoldiers. The Superpedators tore through the Combine defenses, eventually coming to face Grievous. The Superpredators and Grievous engaged in an intense duel, which resulted in Grievous retreating back to his ship.

Death of Rick Hernia

Just as they appeared to be about to win the battle, all of the Superpredators fell limp to the ground. A Combine EMP had been deployed. General Grievous immediately turned and rushed back to Rick Hernia's encampment, stepping over bodies of snythetic and organic nature alike.

Grievous arrived at the scene and began slaughtering Rick's few remaining troops. General Grievous grabbed Rick Hernia's head and twisted it all the way around, popping it clean off. This was the end of Rick's physical existence for quite some time, although he recovered from his injuries.

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 == Final Battle ==
-The Battle of Alexandria was the final major battle in [[The great META war|the Great META War]]. [[Rick Hernia]] commanded a legion of 4000 of Earth's finest in the [[M.T.O.|M.T.O]], opposing the [[Combine]] Grand [[General Grievous]] and a seemingly limitless supply of Combine forces and weaponry. While Rick's forces were severely outnumbered, he and his men fought a noble fight till the end. Many brave [[M.T.O.]] soldiers perished in this fight. They died watching the skeleton of [[Waifuria Prime]] rise over the Alexandria horizon, a bone-chilling omen of what was to come.
+The Battle of Alexandria was one of the final major battles in [[The great META war|the Great META War]]. [[Rick Hernia]] commanded a legion of 4000 of Earth's finest in the [[M.T.O.|M.T.O]], opposing the [[Combine]] Grand [[General Grievous]] and an (as per usual) seemingly limitless supply of Combine forces and weaponry.
-== Here Comes Keith ==
+As the battle raged in the atmosphere above and on the ground below, soldiers on both sides paused the fighting momentarily- watching the skeleton of [[Waifuria Prime]] rise over the Alexandria horizon, a bone-chilling omen of what was to come.
-As [[Rick Hernia]]'s legion was nearly defeated, [[Keith Cumshoes]] led a squad of [[Superpredators]] to reclaim the city's center. They tore through the [[Combine]] defenses, eventually coming to face Grievous. Keith Cumshoes and Grievous engaged in a violent argument which culminated in Grievous cutting off Keith Cumshoes' left arm (this was a non-life threatening injury, and Keith recovered in a matter of hours).
-[[Rick Hernia]] and a few of his remaining troops arrived at the scene in the nick of time, firing on all cylinders at the [[Combine]] hideout. Under Rick's leadership, The [[Superpredators]] beat [[General Grievous|Grievous]] back to his command ship.
+== Superpredators ==
+As [[Rick Hernia]]'s legion was nearly defeated, A squad of [[Superpredators]] was deployed to reinforce the depleted M.T.O footsoldiers. The Superpedators tore through the [[Combine]] defenses, eventually coming to face Grievous. The Superpredators and Grievous engaged in an intense duel, which resulted in Grievous retreating back to his ship.
 == Death of Rick Hernia ==
-Just as they appeared to be about to win the war, all of the [[Superpredators]] fell limp to the ground. A Combine EMP had been deployed. General Grievous grabbed [[Rick Hernia]]'s head and twisted it all the way around, popping it clean off. This was the end of Rick's physical existence for quite some time, although he recovered from his injuries.
+Just as they appeared to be about to win the battle, all of the [[Superpredators]] fell limp to the ground. A Combine EMP had been deployed. General Grievous immediately turned and rushed back to Rick Hernia's encampment, stepping over bodies of snythetic and organic nature alike.
+Grievous arrived at the scene and began slaughtering Rick's few remaining troops. General Grievous grabbed [[Rick Hernia]]'s head and twisted it all the way around, popping it clean off. This was the end of Rick's physical existence for quite some time, although he recovered from his injuries.
-== Grievous Matrix Hacked ==
-As Grievous was clambering onto his ship, [[Keith Cumshoes]] shot a specialized dart into the Bad General's chest, which contained one of [[Mister Nefarious]]' Zip Bombs. [[General Grievous]] became plagued with slow memory speeds and incessant pop-up advertisements from animated sex websites. The general's OS was so damaged that he spent the next 12 years in hibernation while the [[Combine]]'s greatest doctors attempted to repair it.
-Grievous scurried into his command center and demanded his Combine captain return him to the [[Combine Offices Complex Knot (C.O.C.K.)|C.O.C.K.]] as large animated breasts danced across his vision. Several hours later, after the fearsome General's retreat, the [[Gigamagnet]] was activated and the [[Old Earth|Earth]] was soon cleansed of Combine forces.
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