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Not to be confused with the Second Great META War or the Third Great META War

The Great META War was a large scale interplanetary war that took place, sporadically, from 200 B.B. to 1 B.B. During this 200-year conflict, many sentients lost their lives.

The Great META War was named after the social media site META (beforehand, it had been known simply as 'the Horrible War'). This was because the residents of Earth took to streaming attacks and battles live over their smartphones, instead of running from the interdimensional warfare in front of them.

Catalyst

When the Australian Government found out about China's secret research facility inside of Uluru in 201 B.B., they were understandably upset. They asked China politely to vacate the premises, to which China responded with several Nuclear Warheads. This led to a small conflict between Australia and China, which eventually drew every major global power into the fray. The Combine, seeing that Earth's nations were weakened, decided to try to invade the planet during this time of weakness. This was a rotten blunder at the hands of Combine Security Official G-4323, and thus began the two-hundred year Great META War.

End

The war ended in a very stable and normal way, and it was all thanks to the Board of Waifuria and Donald Trump. No other party was involved in this. Do not read the article about Mr. Nefarious. Mister who? Exactly.

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-The Great Meta war is a large scale interplanetary war that took place, sporadically, from 200 B.B. to 1 B.B. During this 200 year conflict, roughly 500 billion sentients lost their lives. Below are some of the major players in this conflict:
+[[File:GreatMETA WAr poster.png|thumb|458x458px|Artistic Summaryposter of the Great META War]]
-[[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Joe Biden]]
+====== Not to be confused with the [[Great META War 2|Second Great META War]] or the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)|Third Great META War]] ======
+{{DISPLAYTITLE:Great META War}}
+[[File:Metawar.jpg|thumb|The Great META War]]
+The Great META War was a large scale interplanetary war that took place, sporadically, from 200 B.B. to 1 B.B. During this 200-year conflict, many sentients lost their lives.
-[[The Board of Waifuria|Board of Waifuria]]
+The [[The great META war|Great META War]] was named after the social media site META (beforehand, it had been known simply as 'the Horrible War'). This was because the residents of Earth took to streaming attacks and battles live over their smartphones, instead of running from the interdimensional warfare in front of them.
-[[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Donald Trump]]
+=== Catalyst ===
+When the Australian Government found out about China's secret research facility inside of [[Uluru]] in 201 B.B., they were understandably upset. They asked China politely to vacate the premises, to which China responded with several Nuclear Warheads. This led to a small conflict between Australia and China, which eventually drew every major global power into the fray. The [[Combine]], seeing that Earth's nations were weakened, decided to try to invade the planet during this time of weakness. This was a rotten blunder at the hands of Combine Security Official [[G-4323]],  and thus began the two-hundred year [[The great META war|Great META War]].
-[[Martian Correlation|The Martian Correlation]]
+=== End ===
+The war ended in a very stable and normal way, and it was all thanks to [[the Board of Waifuria]] and [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Donald Trump]]. No other party was involved in this. Do not read the article about [[Mister Nefarious|Mr. Nefarious]]. Mister who? Exactly.
-[[Combine Offices Complex Knot (C.O.C.K.)|C.O.C.K.]]
+[[Category:Events]]