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Greenland (center); to the right, Iceland.
Kulusuk, Greenland

Greenland was an incredibly lush and fertile subcontinent on North America. Around its mountainous coasts, dense forests of fruits and palm trees stretched as far as the eye could see. Despite its polar location, the Hot Sauce Current (Tabasco in Latin America) kept Greenland's climate largely tropical for much of Omniversal History. Because of its dense forests and difficult to traverse geography, Greenland remained largely unsettled for a signficant period of time.

History

Greenland was historically unpopulated for much of Human history. it held the notable exception of once being home to the Triceritops League in the Humash era of Pangea. The Triceritops league were mercilessly murdered by the Humash and the dinosaurs' bodies acted as potent fertilizer for the lush tropical rainforests that would eventually grow.

Greenland was uncovered around 1200 BB by the ancient Vikings, and namely, a man named Leaf Erickson, who attempted to construct a settlement upon its sundered shores. However, this action was not appreciated by the ecosystem of Greenland, which immediately sent vines out to thrust this advance back into the sea. Thusly, Erickson wrote that Greenland would be uninhabitable, and left. When he returned home to the Vikings, he informed them Greenland was a desolate wasteland covered in snow and ice, and warned his fellow men never to go there. And so they did not.

Colonialization

Greenland was later settled by the Waifurian Empire in 44 AB, following decades of pesticides and plant murder molecules being dropped on the subcontinent. This eventually put the plant life on Greenland into a deep slumber. And so it was surruptously colonized in a grand fashion, with excellent shacks being erected upon its shores. It would soon be visited by acclaimed weight loss surgeon Dr. Now as part of a limited Netflix Series called 'Now Around the World'. Dr. Now's visit generated tourism for Greenland.

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-[[File:Greenland.png|thumb|[[File:Kulusuk - Greenland.png|thumb|314x314px|Kulusuk, Greenland]]Greenland (center); to the right, Iceland.]]Greenland was an incredibly lush and fertile subcontinent on North America. Around its mountainous coasts, dense forests of fruits and palm trees stretched as far as the eye could see. Despite its polar location, the [[Hot Sauce Current]] (Tabasco in Latin America) kept Greenland's climate largely tropical for much of Omniversal History. Because of its dense forests and difficult to traverse geography, Greenland remained largely unsettled for a signficant period of time.
+[[File:Greenland.png|thumb|Greenland (center); to the right, Iceland.[[File:Kulusuk - Greenland.png|thumb|314x314px|Kulusuk, Greenland]]]]Greenland was an incredibly lush and fertile subcontinent on North America. Around its mountainous coasts, dense forests of fruits and palm trees stretched as far as the eye could see. Despite its polar location, the [[Hot Sauce Current]] (Tabasco in Latin America) kept Greenland's climate largely tropical for much of Omniversal History. Because of its dense forests and difficult to traverse geography, Greenland remained largely unsettled for a signficant period of time.
+[[File:Welcome to Fabulous Greenland.png|thumb|407x407px|Fabulous divaaaa!]]
+=== History ===
+Greenland was historically unpopulated for much of Human history. it held the notable exception of once being home to the Triceritops League in the [[Humash]] era of [[Pangea]]. The Triceritops league were mercilessly murdered by the Humash and the dinosaurs' bodies acted as potent fertilizer for the lush tropical rainforests that would eventually grow.
+Greenland was uncovered around 1200 BB by the ancient Vikings, and namely, a man named Leaf Erickson, who attempted to construct a settlement upon its sundered shores. However, this action was not appreciated by the ecosystem of Greenland, which immediately sent vines out to thrust this advance back into the sea. Thusly, Erickson wrote that Greenland would be uninhabitable, and left. When he returned home to the Vikings, he informed them Greenland was a desolate wasteland covered in snow and ice, and warned his fellow men never to go there. And so they did not.
+=== Colonialization ===
+[[File:Dr. Now greenland.png|thumb|631x631px|Dr. Now]]
+Greenland was later settled by the Waifurian Empire in 44 AB, following decades of pesticides and plant murder molecules being dropped on the subcontinent. This eventually put the plant life on Greenland into a deep slumber. And so it was surruptously colonized in a grand fashion, with excellent shacks being erected upon its shores. It would soon be visited by acclaimed weight loss surgeon [[Dr. Now]] as part of a limited Netflix Series called '[[Now Around the World]]'. Dr. Now's visit generated tourism for Greenland.
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