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[[ | [[File:ImageKeithNeo.png|thumb|Son of [[6]] and [[G- Man|G-Man]]. Nephew of [[7]] and [[9]]. ]] | ||
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[[File:Keith3.png|thumb|Keith Cumshoes, in his Early Days.]] | |||
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{{Character|name=Keith Cumshoes|aliases=Keith, | |||
Sir Cumsalot, | Sir Cumsalot, | ||
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Sir Chungus, | Sir Chungus, | ||
Chungles | |||
Mr. Cumshoes (Referred to by Gman),|relatives=6 (Mother) | |||
( | The G-Man (Father) | ||
Alduin (Brother) | |||
Richard Nixon (Son)|affiliation=M.T.O Cadets | |||
M.T.O Military (Unknown Regiment) | M.T.O Military (Unknown Regiment) | ||
M.T.O Veterans | M.T.O Veterans | ||
Rick Hernia's Cum Cult | Rick Hernia's Cum Cult|occupation=M.T.O Foot Soldier | ||
Musician | Musician|marital=Jezebel (Divorced)|birthDate=July 4th 200 B.B.|birthPlace=The North Western Rice Fields (aka. Alaska)|deathDate=44,332|deathPlace=Memphis, Tennessee|species=Groot|gender=Male|height=12' 3"|weight=8000 lbs|eyes=Black|portrayedby=|appearsin=4 Times, | ||
4 Times (Remastered), | 4 Times (Remastered), | ||
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Santa Cock's Steamy Festive Freestyle, | Santa Cock's Steamy Festive Freestyle, | ||
I Know Joe|debut=4 Times}} | I Know Joe|debut=4 Times}} | ||
[[File:Keith.jpg|thumb|Keith Cumshoes]] | |||
[[Keith Cumshoes]] was a bizarre entity comprised of blue wood and with skin that resembled an expensive suit. He was a member of the ancient Scott Morrison clan, as well as a musical artist and major player in the [[GLue Factory Incident|Glue Factory Incident]]. He starred in the 2049 AB holodocumentary '[[Blade Runner 2049 AB]]'. | |||
[[File:Imagere.png|thumb|Keith as a wee lad. ]] | |||
== Early Life == | |||
Keith Cumshoes was born on July 4th, 200 B.B. (Before BA$EDGOD), in a small farmhouse in New York. He was born to his Mother, [[6]], and his father, The [[G- Man]] (Both were able to reproduce via their own metaphysical terrestrial-acceptable manifestations). The couple raised him with traditional, Christian values, which he went on to disavow. | |||
He attended [[West Valley Central School]], and had a close friend, [[Gerald H.|Gerald H]], until a horrendous accident rendered Keith friendless. | |||
In his later years at West Valley Central School, Keith was known to preach moderate conservatism, centrism, atheism, and aneurysm. His interests in these subjects are generally assumed to have been based on his kindergarten education, although nobody is quite sure. | |||
The archives are incomplete on the subject of Keith Cumshoes' childhood; as whenever he was asked about his past, he screamed supersonically and his ears temporarily detached from his head. This was theorized to have been linked to horrendous trauma sustained during [[G- Man|G-Man]]'s execution of [[Gerald H.]] (Which Keith witnessed firsthand). | |||
== Teen Years == | |||
As a teenager, Keith became slowly aware of his incredible potential for speed and agility. He also discovered his higher-than-normal count of white blood cells, enabling him to be invincible to all viral infections and diseases. He also became fascinated with space travel; he had an affair with a Vortigaunt named [[Jezebel]], with whom he fathered 4,996,543 x 10^4 offspring. All became deceased at Jezebel's residence in Ohio, during the [[Bombing of Columbus]]. | |||
=== Death === | |||
[[File:Imagerey.png|thumb|Keith Cumshoes Discharged with Non-Life Threatening Injuries. ]] | |||
Keith Cumshoes was decapitated and killed by [[Phovus|Director Phovus]] in the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, during an attempt by he and [[Rick Hernia|Rick]] to stop the murder of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Joe Biden]].[[File:Rick Hernia Theme Song.mp3|thumb|Keith Cumshoe's Theme Song]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 18:32, 15 April 2026
Keith Cumshoes
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| Keith Cumshoes | |
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| Aliases | Keith,
Sir Cumsalot, Sir Chungus, Chungles Mr. Cumshoes (Referred to by Gman), |
| Relatives | 6 (Mother)
Alduin (Brother) Richard Nixon (Son) |
| Affiliation | M.T.O Cadets
M.T.O Veterans Rick Hernia's Cum Cult |
| Occupation | M.T.O Foot Soldier Musician |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | Jezebel (Divorced) |
| Date of birth | July 4th 200 B.B. |
| Place of birth | The North Western Rice Fields (aka. Alaska) |
| Date of death | 44,332 |
| Place of death | Memphis, Tennessee |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Groot |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 12' 3" |
| Weight | 8000 lbs |
| Eye color | Black |
| Appearances | |
| Appears in | 4 Times,
4 Times (Remastered), BA$EDGOD, Click Bitch, G@NG $H!T 2, Joe Biden's Birthing Suite, BA$ED FREESTYLE SYMPHONY NO. 002 IN A MINOR, Shrek 2, Santa Cock's Steamy Festive Freestyle, I Know Joe |
| Debut | 4 Times |
Keith Cumshoes was a bizarre entity comprised of blue wood and with skin that resembled an expensive suit. He was a member of the ancient Scott Morrison clan, as well as a musical artist and major player in the Glue Factory Incident. He starred in the 2049 AB holodocumentary 'Blade Runner 2049 AB'.
Early Life
edit edit sourceKeith Cumshoes was born on July 4th, 200 B.B. (Before BA$EDGOD), in a small farmhouse in New York. He was born to his Mother, 6, and his father, The G- Man (Both were able to reproduce via their own metaphysical terrestrial-acceptable manifestations). The couple raised him with traditional, Christian values, which he went on to disavow.
He attended West Valley Central School, and had a close friend, Gerald H, until a horrendous accident rendered Keith friendless.
In his later years at West Valley Central School, Keith was known to preach moderate conservatism, centrism, atheism, and aneurysm. His interests in these subjects are generally assumed to have been based on his kindergarten education, although nobody is quite sure.
The archives are incomplete on the subject of Keith Cumshoes' childhood; as whenever he was asked about his past, he screamed supersonically and his ears temporarily detached from his head. This was theorized to have been linked to horrendous trauma sustained during G-Man's execution of Gerald H. (Which Keith witnessed firsthand).
Teen Years
edit edit sourceAs a teenager, Keith became slowly aware of his incredible potential for speed and agility. He also discovered his higher-than-normal count of white blood cells, enabling him to be invincible to all viral infections and diseases. He also became fascinated with space travel; he had an affair with a Vortigaunt named Jezebel, with whom he fathered 4,996,543 x 10^4 offspring. All became deceased at Jezebel's residence in Ohio, during the Bombing of Columbus.
Death
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Keith Cumshoes was decapitated and killed by Director Phovus in the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, during an attempt by he and Rick to stop the murder of Joe Biden.