The Bakery: Difference between revisions

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Several fetal synthetically-enhanced clones of The Mummy.

The Bakery was a high-tech underground research laboratory located above the Enclave's Bidenkeep on Exegar. The Bakery was the site of numerous war crimes and human rights violations, most of which were performed at the hands of the horrendous Enclave Director of Scientific Affairs (and Mummy's right-hand cyborg) Ellis. The most prominent purpose of the Bakery was the creation of a wretched synthetically-enhanced Clone Army of Joe Bidens, who were deployed by the New Waifurian Order in 999,955 AB, with the onset of the 3rd Great META War. The Joe Bidens possessed many rotten powers; including but not limited to SuperSniffing Abilities, (sucking of opponents inward through inhalation), Ice Cream Spiderwebs, and Blinding Blonde Leg Hair. The Bidens comprised roughly 1/3 of the Enclave's invasion fleets. The Enclave Bidenclones beseeched the Galaxy to sympathize with their cause by bombing civilian centers and funnelling money into puppet governments on planets across the Omniverse.

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 [[File:Biden.png|thumb|The Bakery, in its terrible Glory. ]]
 [[File:Mummybabies.png|thumb|Several fetal synthetically-enhanced clones of The Mummy. ]]
-The Bakery was a high-tech underground research laboratory located above the [[The Enclave|Enclave]]'s Bidenkeep on [[Exegol|Exegar]]. The Bakery was the site of numerous war crimes and human rights violations, most of which were performed at the hands of the horrendous Enclave Director of Scientific Affairs (and Mummy's right-hand cyborg) [[Ellis]]. The most prominent purpose of the Bakery was the creation of a wretched synthetically-enhanced Clone Army of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Joe Bidens]], who were deployed by the New Waifurian Order in 999,955 AB, with the onset of the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)|3rd Great META War]]. The Joe Bidens possessed many rotten powers; including but not limited to SuperSniffing Abilities, (sucking of opponents inward through inhalation), Ice Cream Spiderwebs, and Blinding Blonde Leg Hair. The Bidens comprised roughly 1/3 of the Enclave's invasion fleets. The Enclave Bidenclones beseeched the Galaxy to sympathize with their cause by bombing civilian centers and funnelling money into puppet governments on planets across the Omniverse.
+The Bakery was a high-tech underground research laboratory located above the [[The Enclave|Enclave]]'s Bidenkeep on [[Exegar]]. The Bakery was the site of numerous war crimes and human rights violations, most of which were performed at the hands of the horrendous Enclave Director of Scientific Affairs (and Mummy's right-hand cyborg) [[Ellis]]. The most prominent purpose of the Bakery was the creation of a wretched synthetically-enhanced Clone Army of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Joe Bidens]], who were deployed by the New Waifurian Order in 999,955 AB, with the onset of the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)|3rd Great META War]]. The Joe Bidens possessed many rotten powers; including but not limited to SuperSniffing Abilities, (sucking of opponents inward through inhalation), Ice Cream Spiderwebs, and Blinding Blonde Leg Hair. The Bidens comprised roughly 1/3 of the Enclave's invasion fleets. The Enclave Bidenclones beseeched the Galaxy to sympathize with their cause by bombing civilian centers and funnelling money into puppet governments on planets across the Omniverse.
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