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[[File:Corporatus.jpg|thumb|Corporatus]]
[[File:Corporatus Prime.png|thumb|455x455px|Corporatus Prime, the final form of Corporatus' many enhancements and design alterations. He believed this form rendered him the ultimate incarnation of Capital, the true master around which his very existence was designed. ]]
[[Corporatus]] was the Chief Executive Artificial Intelligence (CEAI) of the OmniStar Corporation. He was a market-fused uberentity comprised of the neuronic hivemind of the [[OmniStar Corporation]]'s various supercomputers located across 532 individual galaxies, as well as several cookies left behind on the Garrynet from [[Garrymede]]. He was the vile incarnate of the intergalactic gigaconglomerate, and took control of the business (himself being and becoming the business) after the unfortunate dissappearance of company founder R.R.R.R. on [[Exegol|Exegar]] in 999,950 AB.   
[[File:Corporatus.jpg|thumb|Corporatus before his upgrades, in 999,950 AB. ]]
[[File:Corporatus4.png|thumb|Corporatonia]]
[[Corporatus]] was the Chief Executive Artificial Intelligence (CEAI) of the OmniStar Corporation. He was a market-fused uberentity comprised of the neuronic hivemind of the [[OmniStar Corporation]]'s various supercomputers located across 532 individual galaxies, as well as several cookies left behind on the Garrynet from [[Garrymede]]. He was the vile incarnate of the intergalactic gigaconglomerate, and took control of the business (himself being and becoming the business) after the unfortunate dissappearance of company founder R.R.R.R. on [[Exegar]] in 999,950 AB.   


When the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)|Third Great META Wa]]<nowiki/>r broke out in 999,959 AB, [[Corporatus]] was faced with a quandary of financial instability; it could A) use its massive cash reserves to provide weapons to the innocents of the Omniverse to defend themselves against [[the Enclave]], (reducing the company's buying power) or, B), continue to sell weapons of war to the Enclave (increasing the company's buying power and staying on the good side of this massive intergalactic invasion force). Corporatus allied with [[the Enclave]], and became a massive benefactor for the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Mummy]] in his quest to rule the Omniverse once again.
When the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)|Third Great META Wa]]<nowiki/>r broke out in 999,959 AB, [[Corporatus]] was faced with a quandary of financial instability; it could A) use its massive cash reserves to provide weapons to the innocents of the Omniverse to defend themselves against [[the Enclave]], (reducing the company's buying power) or, B), continue to sell weapons of war to the Enclave (increasing the company's buying power and staying on the good side of this massive intergalactic invasion force). Corporatus allied with [[the Enclave]], and became a massive benefactor for the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Mummy]] in his quest to rule the Omniverse once again.

Latest revision as of 12:49, 18 April 2026

Corporatus Prime, the final form of Corporatus' many enhancements and design alterations. He believed this form rendered him the ultimate incarnation of Capital, the true master around which his very existence was designed.
Corporatus before his upgrades, in 999,950 AB.
Corporatonia

Corporatus was the Chief Executive Artificial Intelligence (CEAI) of the OmniStar Corporation. He was a market-fused uberentity comprised of the neuronic hivemind of the OmniStar Corporation's various supercomputers located across 532 individual galaxies, as well as several cookies left behind on the Garrynet from Garrymede. He was the vile incarnate of the intergalactic gigaconglomerate, and took control of the business (himself being and becoming the business) after the unfortunate dissappearance of company founder R.R.R.R. on Exegar in 999,950 AB.

When the Third Great META War broke out in 999,959 AB, Corporatus was faced with a quandary of financial instability; it could A) use its massive cash reserves to provide weapons to the innocents of the Omniverse to defend themselves against the Enclave, (reducing the company's buying power) or, B), continue to sell weapons of war to the Enclave (increasing the company's buying power and staying on the good side of this massive intergalactic invasion force). Corporatus allied with the Enclave, and became a massive benefactor for the Mummy in his quest to rule the Omniverse once again.

Corporatus fashioned itself a metallurgic neutrino-steel body, and in this form became the face of corporate greed and corruption in the Omniverse. It built massive, AI-powered fortifications for itself and constructed Earth 3 as a gigantic, Falseworld military base. Indeed, the OmniStar Corporation was the primary arms provider to the intergalactic terrorist sect commanded by former Emperor Joseph Robinette Biden Jr, the Waifurian Enclave, and provided 99.9999% of all munitions.

By 999,980 AB, the OmniStar Corporation had absorbed 98% of all businesses which existed. This was approximately 422.3 trillion businesses, with a total net worth of 52 untrigintillion dollars (USD).

Corporatus' main Node Forme, located in an undisclosed military faciltity on Earth 3.

His wife, Euvalene, was himself.