Blackbird

Photo mentioned in Audio Log 1

Subject Report: Codename: Blackbird

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Transcription of Audio Log 1:

[RECORDING BEGINS]

"This is Agent Parker reporting on the recently-compiled case file for the subject codenamed "Blackbird." *audible groan* Jesus, these guys couldn't come up with anything more original? I get he wears a different color suit from the rest of them- but come on! Anyways, subject Blackbird is an previously-unidentified G-Man variant first seen by agents in service to the Russian Imperial Federation in 27 A.B. near an abandoned research outpost in Siberia. The Agency at this time has no solid information on where this variant originated from or what its intent is. Attached in the case file alongside this recording will be the only known photo of subject Blackbird. Its origins are as of yet unknown. *sound of papers flipping* One photo we have of this guy, and it looks like someone's pet headcrab vomited on it. Of course. Since I'm finishing up the tape here, and I doubt anyone is gonna have to reopen this case file for another 20 years, I'll go ahead and add my own thoughts on this thing. It's weird, yes. It's the only known G-Man variant that has completely avoided human contact and the first time we saw it was near a research outpost that was suddenly abandoned for reasons unknown, but that doesn't warrant us searching half the damn globe for it just because the board of directors thinks it has something to do with what happened 3 years ago. I shouldn't say this because if they find out I'm a dead man but- fuck it, the board is chasing a ghost. If this thing is really as old as Aeternia itself, if not more, the fuck are we supposed to do? It already ████ ██ ████ █████ ██ ██████████! But whatever, I'm not paid well enough for them to listen to me. *lighter flickers* *Agent Parker takes a drag from a cigarette* Here's to hoping I won't ever have to open this damn thing again."

[END OF RECORDING]

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