Agartha

The Twink King Alexander The Great, who ruled for thousands of years.

Agartha was a nomadic Inner Earth Kingdom. The Agarthians were a seafaring people, who traveled across the five continents, pillaging the cities of Dinosaurs and Trolls. They later left the Inner Earth and became a spacefaring pirate race.

History

Agartha was first formed by the Great MAGA King, Donald J. Trump. After the Destruction Of Old Earth, Trump went to work constructing a new, Second Earth- this one was far larger, and also, hollow. The Hollow Earth was at first a largely empty space, but over the course of seven days, the Great MAGA King breathed life into the void.

On the First Day, The Glorious Magarrian brought great seas of freshwater into the Inner Earth.

On the Second Day, The Great Grand God Emperor of Goodness moved mountains to form the five continents of Inner Earth- West and East America, Straya, Calliste, and Disarctica.

On the Third Day, His Holy Magarrishness sprung lush forests and grasses across the land and in the sea.

On the Fourth Day, The Imperial MAGA Mind carved from the bedrock the Hobgoblins and Trolls into that desolate world.

On the Fifth Day, He brought all of Earth's Dinosaurs from the Outer Earth into the Inner Earth, where they would develop into advanced societies.

On the Sixth Day, The Lord Almighty formed from the sundered corpse of Mike Pence the Terrestrial Core, a shining ball of energy which brought light to this darkened world.

And on the Final Day, Donald J. Trump, the Great MAGA King, birthed five Twinks from his bosom. These were the first Agarthians, and their creator had brought them into this world for a specific task- to protect Earth 2 from ever being destroyed.

Culture

The people of Agartha were primarily young, thin men (known within the culture as Twinks). The Twinks formed a large part of the Agarthian populous (roughly 95%). The other 5% contained mainly strong, muscular men (known culturally as Princes). There was usually no more than one prince at a time, and if there were more than one, they would often fight to the death. The most powerful person in Agartha was the Twink King. The Twink King was the ruler and commander of all of the Agarthian populous, and all Twinks and the Prince would answer to him. The Twink King was frequently at odds with the Blum Troll King, and the Agarthians and Trolls fought many terrotorial battles.

The Agarthians were known by other Inner Earth denizens as pirates and plunderers. They had no close alliances (apart from, at some times, the Hobgoblins). The Agarthians were, though, a relatively peaceful people, the last remnant of the Aeternian Empire which continued to worship Donald J. Trump long after his death.

The Agarthians were also esoteric and redpilled, and were, perplexedly, quite aware that the Omniverse was being completely run by the Employers. After the Glue Factory Incident, Magarra began whispering to the Twinks that the Employers needed to be put in their place. They didn't act on these urges, though, that is, until their fateful clash with Bilb Gate...

Bilb Associations

The Agarthians found a renewed sense of purpose, however, after their trade routes were blockaded and they were cut off from supplies, by the Bilb Tap Emperor. With many Agarthians dying of starvation, the Agarthian King, Alexander The Great, made the executive decision to invade the Bilb Tap Palace and destroy the Bilb Tap Emperor. he sent Prince Stob of Agartha, with a legion of Twinks five-thousand strong. They successfully captured the Emperor's soul, but, little did they know, they were now messing with primal forces of Omniversal Nature.

Some centuries later, the Bilb Tap Emperor would regain his strength, and murdered Stob, before ascending to a higher plane of existence. This was a massive blow to the Agarthian Empire, but not one from which they couldn't recover. They quickly took over the Bilb Tap Palace, and began occupying it as their own. They also formed an alliance with the Hobgoblins, who pitied them after hearing of the fate of Stob. They aimed to be ready for if, and when, Bilb Gate might return again.

As they expected, he did eventually return, this time with the full might of the Bilb Wasps on his side. However, this battle was over before it had begun, as it was soon revealed that Bilb Gate had been the Employer, the Auditor, all along. He beat the Agarthians back from the Bilb Tap Palace, and killed millions of them. To Alexander The Great, this was a declaration of war. He began recruiting scientists from across the Inner Earth to help him construct space travel- and after hundreds of years of labor, Alexander had assembled a massive fleet of spacefaring battleships, right under the nose of the Employer-aligned Waifurian Empire. On May 5, 205 AB, Alexander launched his troops from the Anatarctic Secret exit- where they entered an unsuspecting, but heavily armed Waifurian Airspace. This was the first battle of what would become known as the Agartho-Employer War.