Die Wand Aus Blutigen Kopfkrabben: Difference between revisions

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Die Wand Aus Blutigen Kopfkrabben (Galactic English- The Wall of Bloody Headcrabs) was a massive Omniversal duplication glitch which occurred on the border of Germany and Austria in 155 BB, during the Great META War. After one German soldier shot and killed a Xennish Headcrab, it suddenly was two, and then four, and continued duplicating as such, until it reached astronomical levels of Headcrab Corpses. They piled into a wall which was nearly eighty feet tall, forty-six miles long, and contained roughly sixty trillion dead Headcrab duplicates. This error was corrected when the Entity Limit on Earth 2 reached the maximum value, freezing the duplication. As a result of this, no human babies were born for nearly thirteen years, until enough of the corpses had rotten beyond the point of 'Entity' status.

Consequences of the Wall

The Wall severely limited trade between Germany and Austria. The two nations faced a serious challenge in trading around Die Wand Aus Blutigen Kopfkrabben. At first, they attempted to dig holes underground; but they found that the headcrab corpses had compacted nearly twenty meters down. So, they were forced to send objects up in hot air balloons, throwing bread, milk, and other assorted goods over the border to one another.

Relations between Germany and Austria became strained over the years; although they spoke the same language, the two nations became alienated from one another; eventually referring to one another as the "Menschen jenseits der Mauer" (People beyond the wall).

The wall persisted for over one hundred years; it wasn't until U.S. President Ronald Reagan's visit to Germany in 39 BB, in which he saw the hideous mass of rotting flesh which had just lingered for a century.

"Mrs. Merkel!", Reagan called to German Chancellor Angela 'Terminator' Merkel;

"Tear down this wall!"

And so the wall was torn down. The rotting Headcrabs were not frozen, they were not shipped to the United States, they were not exploited by the meatpacking industry for use in sausages and hot dogs, they were not responsible for an E. coli outbreak which killed 10 million Americans, and they definitely were not transported to Black Mesa for reanimative research.

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 The Wall severely limited trade between [[Germany 2|Germany]] and Austria. The two nations faced a serious challenge in trading around Die Wand Aus Blutigen Kopfkrabben. At first, they attempted to dig holes underground; but they found that the headcrab corpses had compacted nearly twenty meters down. So, they were forced to send objects up in hot air balloons, throwing bread, milk, and other assorted goods over the border to one another.
-Relations between Germany and Austria became strained over the years; although they spoke the same language, the two nations became alienated from one another;
+Relations between Germany and Austria became strained over the years; although they spoke the same language, the two nations became alienated from one another; eventually referring to one another as the "Menschen jenseits der Mauer" (People beyond the wall).
-The wall persisted for over one hundrd years; it wasn't until U.S. President [[Ronald Reagan]]'s visit to Germany in 39 BB that he visited
+The wall persisted for over one hundred years; it wasn't until U.S. President [[Ronald Reagan]]'s visit to Germany in 39 BB, in which he saw the hideous mass of rotting flesh which had just lingered for a century.
+"Mrs. Merkel!", Reagan called to German Chancellor Angela 'Terminator' Merkel;
+"Tear down this wall!"
+And so the wall was torn down. The rotting Headcrabs were not frozen, they were not shipped to the United States, they were not exploited by the meatpacking industry for use in sausages and hot dogs, they were not responsible for an E. coli outbreak which killed 10 million Americans, and they definitely were not transported to [[Black Mesa]] for reanimative research.
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