Dutch Keyboard

Dutch Keyboard in 2 A.B

Dutch Keyboard

Dutch Lemmons Keyboard
Aliases	Greatest Hand in the Inner Rim Mr. Keyboard
Relatives	French Keyboard (Mother) German Keyboard (Father) Austrian Keyboard (Sister) Canadian Keyboard [née Guitar] (Wife) Spanish Keyboard (Son) Portuguese Keyboard (Daughter)
Affiliation	Jacksonville Florida University
Occupation	Pianist/Philosopher
Biographical information
Marital status	Canadian Guitar
Date of birth	04/17/17 B.B.
Place of birth	Mercury
Date of death	~40 A.B. (Unknown)
Place of death	N/A
Physical description
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Height	6'2
Weight	170 lbs
Eye color	blue
Appearances

Dutch Keyboard was a world-renowned philosopher and highly accomplished musician. He was nicknamed the "greatest hand in the Inner Rim" for his ability to play piano at half the speed of light. Because of this, his hands experienced slight time dilation and were several years younger than the rest of his body.

Early Childhood

Keyboard was raised by a wealthy Mercurian Family in orbit of the planet Mercury. Despite the family name, none of his relatives played any instruments. His father, German Keyboard, had reprimanded Dutch as a child when he would sing notes or hum melodies. Music was forbidden in the Keyboard spacecraft. Once, Mr. Keyboard caught Dutch in the act of listening to the Bee Gees (Stayin' Alive). Dutch was grounded for several years. During this time, Keyboard would study philosophy and immerse himself in countless academic texts on the subject from Earth. He fantasized about traveling to Earth and studying at a public University.

College Years

Dutch attended the University of Jacksonville Florida and earned a double master's degree in Music Education and Sound Recording Technologies. Dutch also completed a minor program in Philosophy, but found himself bored due to already having learned pretty much all there was to know back home. None of his family members attended his graduation, and he never returned home to Mercury.

Piano

While in college, Dutch began practicing on the Jacksonville Ragtime Piano. it was the only piano in the country and existed in the University Music building. Dutch spent much of his free time in the Practice Room. He discovered he had an uncanny ability to play piano at ungodly speeds. While nobody appreciated his art due to it being faster than the human mind could process, his professor, Dr. Jeekord, began recording and replaying Dutch's performances at .001 times speed. This earned Dutch his famous moniker, the 'fastest Hand in the Inner Rim'.

Wife

While at college, Dutch also met his future wife, Canadian Guitar. The two bonded over having families that detested music. Dutch and Canadian became a well-known musical duo on campus, and later played at the presidential palace for Perry himself. Perry said the two were "the most talented little goobers I've ever seen" and arranged a record deal for them. The couple eventually released six studio albums. Canadian Guitar's instrument of choice was saxophone.

Philosophy Professor

After creating several platinum hits, including "Life is a Slow Way" and "Fly me to the Sun", Dutch decided to indulge himself further into his philosophy interests. He became a professor in the Philosophies at Jacksonville Florida University, and worked there for over thirty years. After his passing, a statue was erected in Dutch's honor in the university commons. Dutch would have hated the statue, however, as it depicted his wife playing guitar.

I Know the End

Dutch's final song was a solo work, titled 'I Know the End'. It was widely regarded as the "greatest song of All Time" and Dutch was inducted into the Omniversal Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of this song. 'I Know the End' later became the national anthem of Jacksonville Florida.