G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)

Timefracture Alpha's unkempt and bizarrely unfortunate appearance which he adopted after claiming to have been replaced (no evidence suggested this was true).

G-Man Alpha in front of the American Flag.

Aliases	G-Man Alpha G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) mr.gman.in.the.flesh G-Man Alpha Broderick G-Man A Entity 0021
Affiliation	None; Employers [Formerly]
Occupation	Agent of Chaos U.S. Leison to Xen (Self-Appointed)
Biographical information
Date of birth	January 20th, 3 B.B.
Place of birth	U.S. Capitol
Date of death	Match 31st, 533,443 A.B.
Place of death	Bidenheim, Jupiter
Physical description
Species	Unknown
Gender	Male
Height	6'2375"
Weight	0 kg
Eye color	Green
Appearances
Appears in	American Politics
Debut	The 58th Inauguration

A post of Joe Biden in front of Explosions

A Nasty Caption and Cryptic Image

Some helpful clarification for the Old Mummy.

Look at the upper right corner, in the background

G-Man photobombing Biden

G-Man's claims of what Biden's Ideal America looks like.

G-Man (Timefracture Alpha); otherwise known as G-Man Alpha, was an entity hailing from an unknown reality. All that is known about this alternate G-Man's origins is that his first recorded appearance was on the day of the Inauguration of U.S. President Donald J. Trump in 3 B.B, where he was spotted standing rigid on the steps of the Capitol Building.

Instagram Page

One of G-Man Alpha's favored forms of communication was through the popular social media site Instagram. While G-Man had a knack for pulling people aside through extradimensional and non-Euclidian means, G-Man Alpha preferred to post cryptic photographs, accompanied by equally foreboding captions, on his public Instagram page. He went by the handle @mr.gman.in.the.flesh. This username is presumably a reference to the infamous monologue he spoke to Gordon Freeman upon his victory against the Nihilanth in the Border World.

Combine Ties

He was under the Employ of the C.O.C.K for roughly a year, although he fired himself in mid-1 AB. It's unclear what exactly he did for the Combine during this time.

Controversies

Since his first post in August 0 A.B, G-Man Alpha repeatedly made threatening and presumptious statements within the captions of his posts. For instance, on one post, dated August 27th, 0 A.B, he writes, "You have no idea what is coming in January." Later, he posted a picture of himself in front of the Capitol Riot on January 6th, grinning maliciously.

His obsession with the U.S. Government began here, but it certainly didn't stop there. He repeatedly criticized the performance of Chairman of the Board of Waifuria, Joe Biden, citing his ignorance towards 'the Combine's advances' as a major flaw in Biden's leadership. He also claimed to have altered the U.S. Election Cycle to benefit him and his Employers, although no evidence suggests this to be the case.

Imposter Incident

In October of 2 AB, G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) appeared to claim that he had been replaced by an alternate entity, which he had referred to as "Timefracture Gamma" for the better part of two years. However, no Omniversal Evidence suggests this is remotely true; in fact, its theorized that the true 'Timefracture Gamma' was a split personality G-Man had developed due to his crippling Xen crystal addiction. After this incident, the G-Man appeared frequently unkempt, and smelled awful, and wore a hideous lime-green suit, which he referred to as his 'New Green Suit', despite it being over a year old at that point.

Political Career

G-Man Alpha's political career presumably began with his January 24 Instagram post, where he inquires;

"If you claim to be identified with the... political left, assuming you would be fond of foreign cultures and... well, races of intelligent life... Then why do you reject the Combine's Advances, hmm?"

G-Man Alpha posted this doctored endorsement image on his Instagram account. Unfortunately for him, across the infinite realities, there are exactly zero instances where this happens. Ever.

On January 30th 1 A.B., G-Man Alpha claimed that 'Mister Biden' would be "vacating his seat rather shortly", as he was not fulfilling the needs of The Agenda.

A horribly incorrectly filled out name change request form which G-Man submitted in late 2 AB, where he asked to be referred to as 'Broderick' by his followers and then proceeded to never comment on the matter again.

In that same post, G-Man Alpha also threatened that the United States would soon be going through a vigorous legislative reorganization process. While many dismissed this as another in a long line of half-witted G-Anon conspiracies, G-Man Alpha was actually proven correct, as Joe Biden reorganized North America into the Waifurian Empire some years later.

G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) erroneously claimed that Aurora Borealis was caused by the 'Sixth Dimensionals' 'viewing' Reality 12.

On February 12th 1 A.B., G-Man Alpha posted a doctored photograph of himself and Joe Biden, captioned 'the Final Presidential Debate'. This was the first indication that he intended to attempt to run for President of the United States. However, his unknown origin and uncertain age would have made his campaign a difficult one to run, as his legitimacy as President would be called into question. Additionally, Biden had recently abolished the position of President of the United States, so this would've made things more difficult for the G-Man.

Threat Video

On July 1, 2 AB, G-Man Alpha posted a bizarre video, in which he addressed Gordon Freeman, with images of U.S. Government Officials and soldiers superimposed throughout. The video ended with a clip of a snake slithering out of a watermelon.

G-Anon

G-Anon was a conspiracy theory that G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) was going to overthrow the United States Government and remove Joe Biden from power. G-Man Alpha was responsible for (and seemed to genuinely believe) this conspiracy theory.

Hatred of Joe Biden

G-Man expressed a deep, primal disdain for Joe Biden. He posted numerous times about the Waifurian Emperor, referring to him as 'Mummy', 'Rotter', 'Leather Hide Doll', among others.

Personality

In General, G-Man Alpha had a much more confrontational and sensual demeanor than his counterpart G-Man. He regularly threatened government officials and species across the Omniverse. He was also wildly in love with Gordon Freeman, and frequently posted about his feelings for him. It is unclear if Mr. Freeman was aware of these posts, or even if he was alive at the time of their creation.

The Combine Visit Incident

See The Combine Visit Incident

Fried Chicken Venture

In 2 A.B, G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) partnered with chicken fast food kingpin Gustavo Fring to create a new chain of restaurants on Garraxia. Unfortunately, the Garraxian Hypotherians ruined this by destroying the building. G-Man vowed revenge and slaughtered an entire tribe of them. However, this led to a beautiful romance between G-Man and Fring, which resulted in the birth of G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)'s only child, Xebus Fring.