GLue Factory Incident

The interior of the Albuquerque Glue Factory.

Overview

The Glue Factory Incident was a massively influential event which occurred on January 20th, 1 A.B. (2021 U.S. Time). It was the culmination of years of tension between the Great MAGA King and then Supreme Chair of the Board Of Waifuria, Joe Biden. The two men had grown weary of each other's political attacks and, in the aftermath of the January 6th Insurrection, agreed to meet to discuss a possible peace treaty at the Albuquerque Glue Factory. The talks proceeded without incident at first.

Unfortunately, the G-Man had also decided this would be a fine location to meet with his son, Keith Cumshoes, to discuss the circumstances of the death of Keith's Mother, 6.

The G-Man also chose this venue because he was currently the subject of a nationwide manhunt, after murdering dozens of innocent civilians and allegedly destroying the scene of his wife's death (or murder) at a New Year's Eve party. He wanted a private location where he could speak to Keith without worrying about Unforeseen Consequences.

"Nasty Piece of Work" Comments

The MAGA King's 'Delegation of New Pangea' and the Board of Waifuria's Delegation had elected to meet in the foyer of the Glue Factory. However, this was where G-Man decided to appear, with Keith Cumshoes imprisoned in an indeterminate dark matter cage. When the G-Man saw that there were beings in his proximity, during this delicate situation with his son, he became annoyed. Witnesses claim the G-Man slowly approached Joe Biden and told him he was a "Nasty Piece of Work", which allegedly offended the rotten-minded Supreme Chairman. The G-Man then asked to have the room to speak with Keith Cumshoes. Biden, still enraged, refused.

Glue Form & Keith's Psychotic Break

The two parties agreed to simply proceed as planned with their respective operations; however, a member of Donald Trump's delegation repeatedly masturbated to Keith Cumshoes, which the G-Man found enthralling and thus distracted him from his son.

Eventually, G-Man broke the news of 6's death to Keith, upon which Keith entered a state of total mental destruction which would last approximately 36 hours. Keith began emitting pulses of energy at random, his father's universe-bending abilities finally coming to fruition in the young entity. He broke from his cage and sent the fragments flying, which promptly created miniature blackholes that scattered around the foyer. Joe Biden, the MAGA King, and G-Man escaped the room, however they left all of their delegation members to die in the Glue Factory. The Death Toll is thought to stand at approximately 340,403,130,302, as the blackholes only grow stronger with each passing day and have become a 'person of interest' to the Albuquerque Police Department.

During this time, Joe Biden began to slowly transition into Glue Form.

Duel of the Fates

Following these events, Joe Biden and Donald Trump agreed to fight in a duel to the death, which became known as the 'Duel of the Fates' . It was not publicly known at the time what had happened to Mr. Trump. Joe Biden claimed he had fallen into a vat of glue and drowned. However, the remains were never found.

Arrest and Trial of The G-Man

The Authorities eventually caught up to G-Man. He was found hiding inside of the women's room at a public rest stop just outside of Albuquerque. When Sherriff Mack Legroom approached the G-Man, the sheriff was berated for 'infringement of his metaphysical values' by the G-Man. After much arguing between the two, G-Man was tasered and brought in for questioning.

In court, G-Man's charges racked up quite quickly, and within a matter of days he was facing up to 13,000 years in Federal Prison. He would be serving 162 consecutive life sentences as well. Thankfully for G-Man, Albuquerque was home to a world-renowned criminal lawyer, who was able to help him out of his situation. G-Man only served a mere 8 consecutive life sentences, and 2 years in Federal Prison. He bypassed the life sentences by self-immolating eight times within the span of three minutes. Saul Goodman became universally acclaimed for his legal abilities after this, and eventually would partner with the G-Man to establish their own Law Firm on Waifuria Prime.