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The Author is one of the three [[Employers]]. The Author carefully crafted the Rick Hernia Omniverse, developing and stars, planets, and moons of the cosmos with his graceful hand. | The Author is one of the three [[Employers]]. The Author carefully crafted the Rick Hernia Omniverse, developing and stars, planets, and moons of the cosmos with his graceful hand. | ||
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== Origins of Legume == | == Origins of Legume == | ||
The Author's first creation in the Omniverse was the [[Legume]]. The Author used the [[Legume]] as a vessel through which he could share his powers with the beings of the Omniverse. While not exactly sentient, the Legume was an incredibly powerful being and its percieved 'will' had an immense impact on the happenings of the Omniverse. | The Author's first creation in the Omniverse was the [[Legume]]. The Author used the [[Legume]] as a vessel through which he could share his powers with the beings of the Omniverse. While not exactly sentient, the Legume was an incredibly powerful being and its percieved 'will' had an immense impact on the happenings of the Omniverse. | ||
=== Pond of Legume === | |||
The Author created a pond of Legume on [[Old Earth]], which granted immortality through his Employeric essence to all those who were bathed in it. Designed as a possible route of immortality for heroes and great leaders of the Omniverse, it was instead utilized by the parents of Joe Biden, and later, [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Joe Biden]] himself used it on [[Hunter Biden]]. Biden's bath was blundered, and he was only 95% immortal, and still aged very slowly throughout the course of the Omniverse. | |||
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The Author is one of the three Employers. The Author carefully crafted the Rick Hernia Omniverse, developing and stars, planets, and moons of the cosmos with his graceful hand.
The Author designed all of the creatures and beings which inhabited the Omniverse, but was unable... or, unwilling... to influence them after inception. The Author's laissez-faire approach towards his creations ultimately led to the premature death of the Omniverse, in the Biden Incident.
| The Author | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Employer |
| Relatives | Auditor |
| Affiliation | Employer |
| Occupation | Employer |
| Biographical information | |
| Place of birth | Outervoid |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Employer |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 6'3 (Preferred Form) |
| Weight | Unknown |
| Eye color | Blue |
| Appearances | |
Author's Secret
edit edit sourceThe other Employers were unaware of the Author's tremendous powers, believing him to being only capable of creating planets and moons. They nicknamed him "Grug", a name which the Auditor frequently screamed at the Author during his J.F. Sweets Cherry-Cola benders (of which there were many).
Origins of Legume
edit edit sourceThe Author's first creation in the Omniverse was the Legume. The Author used the Legume as a vessel through which he could share his powers with the beings of the Omniverse. While not exactly sentient, the Legume was an incredibly powerful being and its percieved 'will' had an immense impact on the happenings of the Omniverse.
Pond of Legume
edit edit sourceThe Author created a pond of Legume on Old Earth, which granted immortality through his Employeric essence to all those who were bathed in it. Designed as a possible route of immortality for heroes and great leaders of the Omniverse, it was instead utilized by the parents of Joe Biden, and later, Joe Biden himself used it on Hunter Biden. Biden's bath was blundered, and he was only 95% immortal, and still aged very slowly throughout the course of the Omniverse.