Hillary Clinton

Hillary Rotham Clinton

Hillary Rotham Clinton
Aliases	Hillary Madame Secretary Nasty Woman First Lady
Relatives	Her'es'as'da Cosk (Parent) Chelsea Clinton (Daughter)
Affiliation	Blue Corporate Interests Party
Occupation	Secretary of State
Biographical information
Marital status	Bill Clinton
Date of birth	X-Sector Nexus Event
Place of birth	Perrus, Kockordia
Date of death	5/3/22 AB
Place of death	Donald Trump Memorial Hospital
Physical description
Species	Kockordian
Gender	Female
Height	5'4
Eye color	Soullean
Appearances

Hillary Clinton was an American Politician, Secretary of State, and warhawk who served under President Obamna's administration from 11 BB unil 7 BB, when she resigned due to her involvement in the Attack On Titan.

Early Life

Hillary Clinton was born in the city of Perrus, Kockordia, to her parent, H. Cosk. Hillary was raised in this city, but was was removed from the situation prior to her Infantile Sacrifice Ceremony.

Perrus came under siege by the Combine Empire, during their Grand Outward Expansion Initiative. As they crept further towards Earth, many worlds in the Milky Way came to fall under the control of the Combine. These included Kockordia.

HIllary, among many other children, were rescued by Combine Grand Admiral Hans Gettus, a humanitarian military officer who sought to protect the innocent children of these worlds. He brought them onboard his galactic cruiser, and explained to the children that they would find a new home soon.

Hillary and the other children did not understand what was happening, and as such, resorted to playing with one another for days on end. They didn't understand that they were never going back to Kockordia.

One fateful day while they were playing, Hillary was knocked down an Escape Pod shaft, and, in a panic, accidentally launched herself out into space. She unknowningly set course for Sol, and her escape pod began plumetting into the deep unknown.

Earthbound Arrival

HIllary's escape pod landed, after many years adrift, in Southern Arkansas. She had been unconscious and in a cryogenic state for decades, due to the pod's life support system. Now, she awoke, only to find a handsome young man looking down at her, with concern in his eyes.

This man, was of course, Bill Clinton. Bill helped Hillary up, and explained to her where she was. He vowed never to reveal her true identity to anyone, for, he explained, the Americans didn't take kindly to 'illegal aliens'.

The two quickly fell in love, and, when Bill Clinton became the wartime Governor of Arkansas, Hillary stood proudly by his side.

Attack On Titan

After serving as Bill's first lady as both Governor and President of the United States, Hillary herself wanted to get into American Politics, and served as the Senator from New York State for several years. When President Obamna was elected in 11 BB, he selected Hillary to serve as his Secretary of State. This was a great honor to her.

As Secretary of State, Hillary was responsible for serving as the chief foreign affairs advisor. She advised President Obamna on both intraplanetary and extraplanetary relations, including those of the American Embassy on Titan, a moon of Saturn.

This was all fine and dandy, until a group of Combine officials reached out to Secretary Clinton in search of American intelligence. The secretary, remembering the Combine as her saviors and rescuers from many years ago, obliged, and emailed approximately 33,000 emails to the Combine providing a general synopsis of the entire Board of Waifuria defense strategy for the next twenty years.

As a result of this, an attack was made out on the Embassy on Titan, and it was revealed through NSA investigations that Hillary had been in contact with Combine officials.

This drew the ire of President Obamna and, more importantly, the Board of Waifuria Chairman, Joseph R. Biden. Obamna's Department of Justice put Hillary on trial for thirty-three thousand counts of espionage. She was ultimately convicted and sentenced to fifty-six hundred lifetime sentences in prison. She was sent to the San Bernadino County Detention Facility.

Hillary was moved to end-of-life care in 22 AB, and relocated to the Donald Trump Memorial Hospital, in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Here, she was at long last reunited with Bill (who had been very faithful during her time in prison). They spent their final moments together, discussing fond memories of the past, until they both passed away holding each other's hands.