Leonard

Leonard was rotten.

Leonard, otherwise known as Jeanie P Jeanie, Michaela F. Perridge, Franklin Cocksalot, Bryan Handsome, Judge Gary, Lawrence Higgs, Hot Mit Tot, Hot Mit Fot, Goo Goo Mary, Lonston Ingred, Louise L. Maura, Sorra Barridge, Lonk McCran, Soot Billbug, David Freirichs O'Leary II, Homestack P.P., Freda McAllen, Aaron Quimbus, Deshawn F. MacAdams, William S. Rightturn, Juck S. Pissifeld, Nimbus O. Watchwelt, Gary F. Taylorbung, Suzanne Herrendium Opallus, Jimmerius Farquavius Enstalbius XII, Daniel Bin Ashama, Lyndon B. Johnson, Olbert Q. Muck, Marcus R. Z. X. Van Stamp, Edward T. Tullius McMuffus IVX, Solomon Bin Mohammad Capit XXXX, Jonathan Potsdam Beggardly, Blueballs McGee, Victoria V. Valborium, Id The Rotten, Julianna X. Horrixiumonus, Lot Berranianopolisium Eventide, Hont K. Sintclaire, Fredward J. Edericks, Ecklestein R. Schnitzelhaus, Gorren S. Holt, Mian Tiao Lin, Guy Fieri, Mitchell R. Orangejuice, Liam L. Limburgher, Sally L. Hodibuckus, The Nightstalker, The Bloodthirsten, Michael M. Brixby, Zoe Eggard, or, simply, Lenny, was a notorious cryptoid who terrorized a 30-square foot area of northeastern Alaska. As this area was completely a tundra, the only thing Lenny ever terrorized was polar bears, who usually terrorized him right back.