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[[File:PortlandOregonimage.jpg|thumb|Portland Oregon (as of Current Date). The [[Eye of Sauron|Eye]] lurks atop the Grand Portlandish Pyramid. ]] | |||
'''''Not to be confused with Portland, Oregon.''''' | '''''Not to be confused with Portland, Oregon.''''' | ||
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Portland Oregon is the Omniverses' singular man-constructed Hell, which resides where Portland, Oregon formally was settled. Nobody is sure who exactly commissioned the construction for the man-made Hell. Residents of Portland, Oregon woke up on August 2nd 20 B.B. to find that their homeland had been turned into a hellscape featuring molten lava, volcanos, pits of dead bodies, dead trees and grass, red skies and no vegan substitutes. The [[Eye of Sauron]] is the purveyor of the damned souls who will never escape Hell's grasp. | Portland Oregon is the Omniverses' singular man-constructed Hell, which resides where Portland, Oregon formally was settled. Nobody is sure who exactly commissioned the construction for the man-made Hell. Residents of Portland, Oregon woke up on August 2nd 20 B.B. to find that their homeland had been turned into a hellscape featuring molten lava, volcanos, pits of dead bodies, dead trees and grass, red skies and no vegan substitutes. The [[Eye of Sauron]] is the purveyor of the damned souls who will never escape Hell's grasp. | ||
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Outrage was widespread as multiple Portlandians took to the streets to protest the sudden and inexplicable terraforming of their city. Multiple protestors claimed the changes were due to "rapid climate change" (which was later debunked, after the appearance of the [[Eye of Sauron]]). | Outrage was widespread as multiple Portlandians took to the streets to protest the sudden and inexplicable terraforming of their city. Multiple protestors claimed the changes were due to "rapid climate change" (which was later debunked, after the appearance of the [[Eye of Sauron]]). | ||
Portland Oregon | Portland Oregon was the 7th largest human-made construction in the Omniverse, taking the place of the previous [[The Iron Dildo|Iron Dildo]] (a structure which was Portland, Oregon's pride and joy before the Hellification). | ||
Portland Oregon also appeared to survived the [[The Final Moment|Final Moment,]] with its denizens forced to exeperience eternal damnation, frozen on the brink of total atomic annihilation. | Portland Oregon also appeared to survived the [[The Final Moment|Final Moment,]] with its denizens forced to exeperience eternal damnation, frozen on the brink of total atomic annihilation. | ||
[[File:Portland.png|thumb|What is going on in Portland Oregon?]] | [[File:Portland.png|thumb|What is going on in Portland Oregon?]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:56, 7 April 2026
Not to be confused with Portland, Oregon.
Portland Oregon is the Omniverses' singular man-constructed Hell, which resides where Portland, Oregon formally was settled. Nobody is sure who exactly commissioned the construction for the man-made Hell. Residents of Portland, Oregon woke up on August 2nd 20 B.B. to find that their homeland had been turned into a hellscape featuring molten lava, volcanos, pits of dead bodies, dead trees and grass, red skies and no vegan substitutes. The Eye of Sauron is the purveyor of the damned souls who will never escape Hell's grasp.
The Waifurian Board for Names decided this monumental change warranted the removal of the comma from Portland, Oregon's name.
Outrage was widespread as multiple Portlandians took to the streets to protest the sudden and inexplicable terraforming of their city. Multiple protestors claimed the changes were due to "rapid climate change" (which was later debunked, after the appearance of the Eye of Sauron).
Portland Oregon was the 7th largest human-made construction in the Omniverse, taking the place of the previous Iron Dildo (a structure which was Portland, Oregon's pride and joy before the Hellification).
Portland Oregon also appeared to survived the Final Moment, with its denizens forced to exeperience eternal damnation, frozen on the brink of total atomic annihilation.
