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== Bass Pro Shop Pyramid == | == Bass Pro Shop Pyramid == | ||
The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was a large religious landmark (and later governmental office) that was constructed three seperate times over the course of the Omniverse's lifespan. | The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was a large religious landmark (and later governmental office) that was constructed three seperate times over the course of the Omniverse's lifespan. | ||
[[File:BASS2.jpg|thumb|The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid on Old Earth during the time of [[America Aeterna]].]] | |||
=== Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (Instance I) === | === Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (Instance I) === | ||
The first Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was located on [[Pangea]]. It was heavily involved with the events of the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Great MAGA King]]'s quest for the $5 Chalupa Box on old Earth. It was mysteriously older than Earth itself, with rocks dating back to almost 15 quadrillion years before that era. It was of great religious and historical significance during this time period. After the destruction of Old Earth, it was mysteriously not recreated in the reconstruction process. | The first Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was located on [[Pangea]]. It was heavily involved with the events of the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Great MAGA King]]'s quest for the $5 Chalupa Box on old Earth. It was mysteriously older than Earth itself, with rocks dating back to almost 15 quadrillion years before that era. It was of great religious and historical significance during this time period. After the destruction of Old Earth, it was mysteriously not recreated in the reconstruction process. | ||
[[File:Basspropyramid2.jpg|thumb|The Second Iteration of the Bass Pro Pyramid was Circumsized.]] | |||
=== Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (Instance II) === | === Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (Instance II) === | ||
The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was conceived for a second time by the genius engineer Bryan Crayon in 120 B.B. and won several awards for architectural ingenuity, including the Bryan Crayon Award for Original Concept, the Bryan Crayon Award for Greatest Pyramid that will Not Be Built Again on a Giant Floating Space Station, and the Ohioan People's Choice Award for Most Likely to Be Targeted via Nuclear Warheads by a Foreign Nation. | The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was conceived for a second time by the genius engineer [[Bryan Crayon I|Bryan Crayon]] in 120 B.B. and won several awards for architectural ingenuity, including the Bryan Crayon Award for Original Concept, the Bryan Crayon Award for Greatest Pyramid that will Not Be Built Again on a Giant Floating Space Station, and the Ohioan People's Choice Award for Most Likely to Be Targeted via Nuclear Warheads by a Foreign Nation. The city of Memphis, Tennessee was built around the Pyramid. | ||
In 40 B.B., it was converted to the headquarters of the [[The Board of Waifuria|Board of Waifuria]], after their previous headquarters were destroyed by an Ohioan attack tsunami. | In 40 B.B., it was converted to the headquarters of the [[The Board of Waifuria|Board of Waifuria]], after their previous headquarters were destroyed by an Ohioan attack tsunami. It was later used as the headquarters for the [[Waifurian Empire]] during the entire Imperial Era. | ||
[[File:WaifuriaPrimef.jpg|thumb|The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid on [[Waifuria Prime]]. ]] | |||
=== Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (Instance III) === | === Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (Instance III) === | ||
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Thus, this Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fashioned as a sort of marketing ploy for the omniverse's greediest rare fish collectors. They made trillions of dollars profiting off of the Pyramid's status as an ancient relic. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid went down in infamy as one of the most corrupt entities ever to grace Waifuria Prime (no small feat). | Thus, this Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fashioned as a sort of marketing ploy for the omniverse's greediest rare fish collectors. They made trillions of dollars profiting off of the Pyramid's status as an ancient relic. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid went down in infamy as one of the most corrupt entities ever to grace Waifuria Prime (no small feat). | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:52, 7 April 2026
Bass Pro Shop Pyramid
edit edit sourceThe Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was a large religious landmark (and later governmental office) that was constructed three seperate times over the course of the Omniverse's lifespan.
Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (Instance I)
edit edit sourceThe first Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was located on Pangea. It was heavily involved with the events of the Great MAGA King's quest for the $5 Chalupa Box on old Earth. It was mysteriously older than Earth itself, with rocks dating back to almost 15 quadrillion years before that era. It was of great religious and historical significance during this time period. After the destruction of Old Earth, it was mysteriously not recreated in the reconstruction process.
Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (Instance II)
edit edit sourceThe Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was conceived for a second time by the genius engineer Bryan Crayon in 120 B.B. and won several awards for architectural ingenuity, including the Bryan Crayon Award for Original Concept, the Bryan Crayon Award for Greatest Pyramid that will Not Be Built Again on a Giant Floating Space Station, and the Ohioan People's Choice Award for Most Likely to Be Targeted via Nuclear Warheads by a Foreign Nation. The city of Memphis, Tennessee was built around the Pyramid.
In 40 B.B., it was converted to the headquarters of the Board of Waifuria, after their previous headquarters were destroyed by an Ohioan attack tsunami. It was later used as the headquarters for the Waifurian Empire during the entire Imperial Era.
Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (Instance III)
edit edit sourceThe Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was re-erected for a final time on Waifuria Prime, in the year 3,501,322,345,653 A.B.. By this time, history had become so warped and distorted that the people of Waifuria Prime believed that the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid had been some sort of giant outdoors and fishing supply store.
Thus, this Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fashioned as a sort of marketing ploy for the omniverse's greediest rare fish collectors. They made trillions of dollars profiting off of the Pyramid's status as an ancient relic. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid went down in infamy as one of the most corrupt entities ever to grace Waifuria Prime (no small feat).