Ses

Ses the Lloyd Droid. The planet Saturn looms in the background.

Ses (Otherwise known as Marrixitron Vaningium Ses Rectoid IV) was a large Lloyd Droid hailing from the Saturnian moon of Titan. Ses was constructed by former Callistan Despot Jeff Brown upon the latter's arrival on the Titanian surface, using scraps and wreckage of the bodies of other Lloyd Droids from downed spacecraft and satellites which had fallen down on the moon's surface. Upon his construction, Ses immediately rocket blasted directly into space, flying at the speed of light in one direction before crashing headfirst into the Rogue Planet Discorthia. Here, Ses met and became acquainted with the Scourge of Discorthia, before promptly tripping on a soup ladel and smashing his head into a table, falling into unconsciousness.

Illnessoid

Ses fell deathly ill after this self-inflicted woundium, and found himself very illium indeed. He was taken carium by his good freindoid the Scourge, however the Scourgeoid soon tired of caring for its friends and hired the Discorthian Care Corp to watch over Ses day and night. The Discorthian Care Corp did their best, however, soon found themselves unable, or unwilling, to heal Ses from his grievous injuriums. They let Ses bleed rocket fuel for six dayoids before doing anything about itium. Ses, now falling apart, his limbs unoiled and his brain poorly connected, stood from the cotoid and spoke a single word, "Eggplant", before dying. This was a Great Mysterium indeed.