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Trump Toroid was a massive [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toroidal_planet Toroidal planet] constructed of asteroidal materials by [[Donald Trump Jr. (Great MAGA Prince)|Donald Trump Jr., the Great MAGA Prince]], using his [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|father]]'s vast ancient monies. The planet was completed in 24 AB and was heavily subsidized by the [[Waifurian Empire|Waifurian Empire,]] for unknown reasons, given their ostracization and disdain for the son of the former God Emperor. It's estimated the Trump Toroid cost Waifurian Taxpayers around $55 Quadrillion USD over fifteen years. The planet was locked into orbit around the sunswallowing supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way, [[Sagittarius A]]. Don Jr. Ran it like one massive Trump-themed theme park, and even had [[High Mar-A-Lothgar]] transplanted from Wyoming onto the planet's surface. | Trump Toroid was a massive [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toroidal_planet Toroidal planet] constructed of asteroidal materials by [[Donald Trump Jr. (Great MAGA Prince)|Donald Trump Jr., the Great MAGA Prince]], using his [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|father]]'s vast ancient monies. The planet was completed in 24 AB and was heavily subsidized by the [[Waifurian Empire|Waifurian Empire,]] for unknown reasons, given their ostracization and disdain for the son of the former God Emperor. It's estimated the Trump Toroid cost Waifurian Taxpayers around $55 Quadrillion USD over fifteen years. The planet was locked into orbit around the sunswallowing supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way, [[Sagittarius A]]. Don Jr. Ran it like one massive Trump-themed theme park, and even had [[High Mar-A-Lothgar]] transplanted from Wyoming onto the planet's surface. | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:58, 7 April 2026
Trump Toroid was a massive Toroidal planet constructed of asteroidal materials by Donald Trump Jr., the Great MAGA Prince, using his father's vast ancient monies. The planet was completed in 24 AB and was heavily subsidized by the Waifurian Empire, for unknown reasons, given their ostracization and disdain for the son of the former God Emperor. It's estimated the Trump Toroid cost Waifurian Taxpayers around $55 Quadrillion USD over fifteen years. The planet was locked into orbit around the sunswallowing supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way, Sagittarius A. Don Jr. Ran it like one massive Trump-themed theme park, and even had High Mar-A-Lothgar transplanted from Wyoming onto the planet's surface.