Waifuria Prime: Difference between revisions

Aliases	The Deaf Star ; Biden's Moon Ghetsin 3A
Affiliation	Board of Waifuria
Occupation	Artificially Intelligent Artificial Satellite
Biographical information
Date of birth	4 A.B.
Place of birth	Ghetsin 3
Date of death	June 4, 100,354 AB
Place of death	Trytinia
Physical description
Weight	133 Trillion U.S. Tons
Appearances

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Waifuria Prime

Waifuria Prime was an artificial planetoid constructed in 4 A.B. under the supervision of North American Overlord Joe Biden . It was built in orbit of Ghetsin 3, where the Legume was used as an eternal power source. After leaving the orbit of Ghetsin 3, Waifuria Prime converted to an Ohio Greenspill fluid based generator.

Waifuria Prime was the first official artificially intelligent artificial satellite that acted as an authentic satellite-based satellite state for an artificially official government entity. The artificial satellite became known universally for being the first artificially intelligent artificial satellite operating as an authentic artificial satellite state.

Commercialization

By 6A.B., Waifuria Prime was a bustling intergalactic hub. With over 10,000 vendors opening shop on the space station, Biden felt the need to delegate his duties to someone else. His top pick for this was Bryan Crayon IV, the great-grandson of the architect of the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. Bryan Crayon became the Governor of Waifuria Prime, but it was clear from the start that his intentions were always to turn a profit for North America, and nothing else.

G-Man, G-Man, and Goodman Acquisition

In 22 A.B., G-Man, G-Man Alpha, and Saul Goodman acquired Waifuria Prime as the result of a nasty lawsuit against Joe Biden. The three began even further transforming the space station into a corporate hellscape. Bryan Crayon was excecuted by firing squad and Saul became the De Facto Governor of Waifuria Prime.

Obliteration

Waifuria Prime was obliterated during the WWB's Liberation War by Larry Foulke while in orbit around Trytinia, after falling back into Waifurian Hands sometime after the Great META War 2. It was destroyed when Larry struck the satellite's cooling system with his starship, causing a chain reaction of explosions throughout the artificial planetoid. Who in there right mind would design such a stupidly obvious weak point in such a powerful battle station...?

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+[[File:Waifuria Prime Updated.png|thumb|Waifuria Prime, shielded with a [[Ohio Greenspill|Greenspill]]-powered forcefield and surrounded by fireworks for the annual Forth from July Celebration. |429x429px]]
 == Waifuria Prime ==
 {{Character|aliases=The Deaf Star
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 Biden's Moon
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+Ghetsin 3A|affiliation=Board of Waifuria|occupation=Artificially Intelligent Artificial Satellite|birthDate=4 A.B.|birthPlace=Ghetsin 3|deathDate=June 4, 100,354 AB|deathPlace=Trytinia|weight=133 Trillion U.S. Tons}}
-Waifuria Prime was an artificial planetoid constructed in 4 A.B. under the supervision of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|North American Overlord Joe Biden]] . It was built in orbit of [[Ghetsin 3]], where the Legume was used as an eternal power source.
+[[Waifuria Prime]] was an artificial planetoid constructed in 4 A.B. under the supervision of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|North American Overlord Joe Biden]] . It was built in orbit of [[Ghetsin 3]], where the [[Legume]] was used as an eternal power source. After leaving the orbit of Ghetsin 3, Waifuria Prime converted to an [[Ohio Greenspill]] fluid based generator.
 Waifuria Prime was the first official artificially intelligent artificial satellite that acted as an authentic satellite-based satellite state for an artificially official government entity. The artificial satellite became known universally for being the first artificially intelligent artificial satellite operating as an authentic artificial satellite state.
 === Commercialization ===
-By 6A.B., Waifuria Prime was a bustling intergalactic hub. With over 10,000 vendors opening shop on the space station, Biden felt the need to delegate his duties to someone else. His top pick for this was Bryan Crayon IV, the great-grandson of the architect of the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]]. Bryan Crayon became the Governor of Waifuria Prime, but it was clear from the start that his intentions were always to turn a profit for North America, and Nothing else.
+By 6A.B., Waifuria Prime was a bustling intergalactic hub. With over 10,000 vendors opening shop on the space station, Biden felt the need to delegate his duties to someone else. His top pick for this was [[Bryan Crayon IV]], the great-grandson of the architect of the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]]. Bryan Crayon became the Governor of Waifuria Prime, but it was clear from the start that his intentions were always to turn a profit for North America, and nothing else.
+=== G-Man, G-Man, and Goodman Acquisition ===
+In 22 A.B., [[G- Man|G-Man]], [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man Alpha]], and [[Saul Goodman]] acquired Waifuria Prime as the result of a nasty lawsuit against Joe Biden. The three began even further transforming the space station into a corporate hellscape. [[Bryan Crayon IV|Bryan Crayon]] was excecuted by firing squad and Saul became the De Facto Governor of Waifuria Prime.
+Obliteration
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+Waifuria Prime was obliterated during the [[Worlds Without Boundaries|WWB]]'s Liberation War by Larry Foulke while in orbit around [[Trytinia]], after falling back into Waifurian Hands sometime after the Great META War 2. It was destroyed when Larry struck the satellite's cooling system with his starship, causing a chain reaction of explosions throughout the artificial planetoid. Who in there right mind would design such a stupidly obvious weak point in such a powerful battle station...?
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+[[Category:Planets]]