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[[File:Waifuria Prime Updated.png|thumb|Waifuria Prime, shielded with a [[Ohio Greenspill|Greenspill]]-powered forcefield and surrounded by fireworks for the annual Forth from July Celebration. ]] | [[File:Waifuria Prime Updated.png|thumb|Waifuria Prime, shielded with a [[Ohio Greenspill|Greenspill]]-powered forcefield and surrounded by fireworks for the annual Forth from July Celebration. |429x429px]] | ||
== Waifuria Prime == | == Waifuria Prime == | ||
Latest revision as of 16:58, 7 April 2026
Waifuria Prime
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| Aliases | The Deaf Star
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|---|---|
| Affiliation | Board of Waifuria |
| Occupation | Artificially Intelligent Artificial Satellite |
| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 4 A.B. |
| Place of birth | Ghetsin 3 |
| Date of death | June 4, 100,354 AB |
| Place of death | Trytinia |
| Physical description | |
| Weight | 133 Trillion U.S. Tons |
| Appearances | |
Waifuria Prime was an artificial planetoid constructed in 4 A.B. under the supervision of North American Overlord Joe Biden . It was built in orbit of Ghetsin 3, where the Legume was used as an eternal power source. After leaving the orbit of Ghetsin 3, Waifuria Prime converted to an Ohio Greenspill fluid based generator.
Waifuria Prime was the first official artificially intelligent artificial satellite that acted as an authentic satellite-based satellite state for an artificially official government entity. The artificial satellite became known universally for being the first artificially intelligent artificial satellite operating as an authentic artificial satellite state.
Commercialization
edit edit sourceBy 6A.B., Waifuria Prime was a bustling intergalactic hub. With over 10,000 vendors opening shop on the space station, Biden felt the need to delegate his duties to someone else. His top pick for this was Bryan Crayon IV, the great-grandson of the architect of the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. Bryan Crayon became the Governor of Waifuria Prime, but it was clear from the start that his intentions were always to turn a profit for North America, and nothing else.
G-Man, G-Man, and Goodman Acquisition
edit edit sourceIn 22 A.B., G-Man, G-Man Alpha, and Saul Goodman acquired Waifuria Prime as the result of a nasty lawsuit against Joe Biden. The three began even further transforming the space station into a corporate hellscape. Bryan Crayon was excecuted by firing squad and Saul became the De Facto Governor of Waifuria Prime.
Obliteration
Waifuria Prime was obliterated during the WWB's Liberation War by Larry Foulke while in orbit around Trytinia, after falling back into Waifurian Hands sometime after the Great META War 2. It was destroyed when Larry struck the satellite's cooling system with his starship, causing a chain reaction of explosions throughout the artificial planetoid. Who in there right mind would design such a stupidly obvious weak point in such a powerful battle station...?