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The Second Bombing of Columbus was a large-scale nuclear tragedy which occurred, again, in [[Columbus, Ohio]], roughly 24 years after the first [[Bombing of Columbus|Bombing]]. | The Second Bombing of Columbus was a large-scale nuclear tragedy which occurred, again, in [[Columbus, Ohio]], roughly 24 years after the first [[Bombing of Columbus|Bombing]]. | ||
After the Pennsylvania Mad Men had successfully repelled the attacks of the [[North American Overlorddom]], a rotten decision was made by the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Overlord]] to deploy the top-secret Nuclear Pumpkin 2. This Pumpkin had been engineered in the [[Black Mesa|Black Mesa Research Facility]] to deal maximum damage on beings | After the Pennsylvania Mad Men had successfully repelled the attacks of the [[North American Overlorddom]], a rotten decision was made by the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Overlord]] to deploy the top-secret Nuclear Pumpkin 2. This Pumpkin had been engineered in the [[Black Mesa|Black Mesa Research Facility]] to deal maximum damage on beings while totally preserving matter. It was the most powerful bomb ever constructed on [[Earth 2|Earth]] at that point. | ||
=== Ohio Grand Calamity === | === Ohio Grand Calamity === | ||
The Grand Ohioan Calamity ensued. The Pumpkin was dropped, yet again, on [[Columbus, Ohio|Columbus Ohio]], for old times sake. The Nuclear Pumpkin 2 decimated every single living thing in Ohio, turning the place into a desolate nuclear wasteland. The Pennsylvania Mad Men were all slaughtered. [[Ohio]] was stripped of its sovereignty and, by 10 AB, was made an official part of the [[Waifurian Empire]]. | The Grand Ohioan Calamity ensued. The Pumpkin was dropped, yet again, on [[Columbus, Ohio|Columbus Ohio]], for old times sake. The Nuclear Pumpkin 2 decimated every single living thing in Ohio, turning the place into a desolate nuclear wasteland. The Pennsylvania Mad Men were all slaughtered. [[Ohio]] was stripped of its sovereignty and, by 10 AB, was made an official part of the [[Waifurian Empire]]. | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:53, 7 April 2026
The Second Bombing of Columbus was a large-scale nuclear tragedy which occurred, again, in Columbus, Ohio, roughly 24 years after the first Bombing.
After the Pennsylvania Mad Men had successfully repelled the attacks of the North American Overlorddom, a rotten decision was made by the Overlord to deploy the top-secret Nuclear Pumpkin 2. This Pumpkin had been engineered in the Black Mesa Research Facility to deal maximum damage on beings while totally preserving matter. It was the most powerful bomb ever constructed on Earth at that point.
Ohio Grand Calamity
edit edit sourceThe Grand Ohioan Calamity ensued. The Pumpkin was dropped, yet again, on Columbus Ohio, for old times sake. The Nuclear Pumpkin 2 decimated every single living thing in Ohio, turning the place into a desolate nuclear wasteland. The Pennsylvania Mad Men were all slaughtered. Ohio was stripped of its sovereignty and, by 10 AB, was made an official part of the Waifurian Empire.