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Charles B. Brown II
Charles was an eternally elderly man who resided in eastern Australia. When he was born, he was 5'11, and destroyed his mother's body because he expanded to a larger size than her. He came out of the womb with blue jeans and a yellow long-sleeve shirt.
After Charles came out of the womb, he immediately made arrangements for his mother's funeral. He made several dad jokes about the affair, including, but not limited to:
- "Guess she had a cow. "
- "Surely. And don't call me Shirley. "
- "What do you call a woman who gives birth to an old man? Dead."