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El Chupacabra ran for and won the Mexican Presidential Election in 40 B.B and 32 B.B, but was unfortunately disintegrated by a Bismuthine Atomizer dropped by the [[Combine]] army during their invasion of Mexico.
El Chupacabra ran for and won the Mexican Presidential Election in 40 B.B and 32 B.B, but was unfortunately disintegrated by a Bismuthine Atomizer dropped by the [[Combine]] army during their invasion of Mexico.


Nevertheless, it was said the ghost of El Chupacabra still prowled the Mexican plains, searching for unsuspecting animals… or people… to suck dry.<ref>Joe Biden, Wake Up</ref>
Nevertheless, it was said the ghost of El Chupacabra still prowled the Mexican plains, searching for unsuspecting animals… or people… to suck dry.

Revision as of 13:41, 14 July 2022

El Chupacabra, the “goat-sucker”, was the Scourge of Mexican livestock. The creature was vampiric in nature, and feasted on the blood of unlucky goats and cows in northwestern Mexico.

El Chupacabra ran for and won the Mexican Presidential Election in 40 B.B and 32 B.B, but was unfortunately disintegrated by a Bismuthine Atomizer dropped by the Combine army during their invasion of Mexico.

Nevertheless, it was said the ghost of El Chupacabra still prowled the Mexican plains, searching for unsuspecting animals… or people… to suck dry.