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Several thousand lightyears away, on the planet [[Cybertron]], the [[Combine|Combine Empire]] had launched their three-hundred thousandth Stalker-Acquisiton Operation. The Combine's second-in-command, the feared and vindictive [[G-4323]], had personally overseen the invasion, watching from afar aboard a command ship. He had ordered the Combine Overwatch to stalkerify all citizens of Cybertron, in order to use them as cannon fodder in the failing offensive on E[[Old Earth|arth]]. However, much to G-4323's dismay, it was discovered the citizens of this planet strongly resisted Combine attempts to stalkerify them. In fact, their metallic bodies and ultra-durable bones rendered them virtually invincible to Combine attacks. They were led by the Decepticon, [[Magatron]], who had been imbued with the blessing of [[Magarra]]. It is speculated Magatron was born by the hand of Magarra in order to influence the outcome of the rotten Combine Empire, due to their being on the wrong side of the Employeric Bidding. | Several thousand lightyears away, on the planet [[Cybertron]], the [[Combine|Combine Empire]] had launched their three-hundred thousandth Stalker-Acquisiton Operation. The Combine's second-in-command, the feared and vindictive [[G-4323]], had personally overseen the invasion, watching from afar aboard a command ship. He had ordered the Combine Overwatch to stalkerify all citizens of Cybertron, in order to use them as cannon fodder in the failing offensive on E[[Old Earth|arth]]. However, much to G-4323's dismay, it was discovered the citizens of this planet strongly resisted Combine attempts to stalkerify them. In fact, their metallic bodies and ultra-durable bones rendered them virtually invincible to Combine attacks. They were led by the Decepticon, [[Magatron]], who had been imbued with the blessing of [[Magarra]]. It is speculated Magatron was born by the hand of Magarra in order to influence the outcome of the rotten Combine Empire, due to their being on the wrong side of the Employeric Bidding. | ||
Nevertheless, [[G-4323]] and his forces learned of the Magarrish Power present on this planet after Magatron and the Decepticons blasted through the hull of their ship, destroying one of their hyperdrives. G-4323 bemoaned this 'pitiful resistance' and ordered a full Combine retreat from Cybertron. However, his battleship was unable to reach lightspeed. Frustrated, G-43243 turned the vessel back around, ordering a full orbital bombardment of the robotic planet beneath them. "You shall not die without a fight" He screamed at the Overwatch troops around him on the bridge. As Combine Overwatch troops were deployed to the Hyperdrive to hopefully repair the severe damage to the machine, the orbital bombardment of [[Cybertron]] was well underway, and the sprawling cities of the Autobots and Decepticons had all but been reduced to rubble by G-4323's Cruiser. No Cybertronian lives were lost; however, the Combine had suffered massive losses and had gained the ire of [[Magatron]]- something | Nevertheless, [[G-4323]] and his forces learned of the Magarrish Power present on this planet after Magatron and the Decepticons blasted through the hull of their ship, destroying one of their hyperdrives. G-4323 bemoaned this 'pitiful resistance' and ordered a full Combine retreat from Cybertron. However, his battleship was unable, or unwilling, to reach lightspeed. Frustrated, G-43243 turned the vessel back around, ordering a full orbital bombardment of the robotic planet beneath them. "You shall not die without a fight" He screamed at the Overwatch troops around him on the bridge. As Combine Overwatch troops were deployed to the Hyperdrive to hopefully repair the severe damage to the machine, the orbital bombardment of [[Cybertron]] was well underway, and the sprawling cities of the Autobots and Decepticons had all but been reduced to rubble by G-4323's Cruiser. No Cybertronian lives were lost; however, the Combine had suffered massive losses and had gained the ire of [[Magatron]]- something they would soon come to deeply regret. | ||
[[File:Js.png|thumb|Justinian was thrilled to return to politics after 4,000 years in retirement. ]] | |||
== Canadian Front == | |||
Justinian Trudeau's first action as PM was to ban gas vehicles from operating in Ottawa, Canada, due to their alleged alliance with Combine Synthezoids. This executive order was based on a study conducted by the American Bureau for Patriotic Sciences, stationed in Portland, Maine, which determined there was a high likelihood that any and all machines were servants of the [[Combine]] and must be destroyed accordingly. | |||
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Revision as of 01:41, 30 September 2023
Not to be confused with the Massacre at Ottawa.
Desolation Prime
the Desolation of Ottawa was a disastrous series of events which ultimately resulted in Canadian annexation into the North American Overlorddom and the utter obliteration of the Parliamentary Center Block at the hands of Magatron and the Decepticons.
Trudeaunium
In 5 BB, in the closing years of the Great META War, the politics of Canada were rife with discontent and unpoliteness. In fact, an entire insult had been used in the Canadian Parliament; this was not grand, and left the Canadian populous aghast. And so, a vote of no confidence was called for the government of Prime Minister Stephen Harper (nee: Harpdick). A snap election was called in the parliament, and the various political parties of Canada began huddling to form coalitions and hopefully win the election. They all knew, based on the trajectory of the war, that whoever was elected would likely see Canada through to the end of the Great META War, and so it was an impolite and raucous struggle to the office of Prime Minister.
Many Canadian politicians threw their hats into the ring. Conservative MP Pierre Pierre Pierre threw his hat into the ring, and so did former Board of Waifuria Chairman James L. Fuck, running on the National Socialists ticket. Pierre Pierre Pierre seemed positioned to win the election; however, he was unceremoniously and viciously stripped of his victory when former Byzantine Emperor and spouse of Joe Biden, Justinian Trudeau, emerged as the Liberal Party's nominee. He won in a landslide, securing 7% of the vote, as opposed to Fuck's 1% and Pierre's 5%. This marked a turning point in Canadian Politics, as Justinian ascended to Prime Minister and promised a new, glorious, kind future for Canada.
Well, dear reader, we'll see about that.
The March of Magatron
Several thousand lightyears away, on the planet Cybertron, the Combine Empire had launched their three-hundred thousandth Stalker-Acquisiton Operation. The Combine's second-in-command, the feared and vindictive G-4323, had personally overseen the invasion, watching from afar aboard a command ship. He had ordered the Combine Overwatch to stalkerify all citizens of Cybertron, in order to use them as cannon fodder in the failing offensive on Earth. However, much to G-4323's dismay, it was discovered the citizens of this planet strongly resisted Combine attempts to stalkerify them. In fact, their metallic bodies and ultra-durable bones rendered them virtually invincible to Combine attacks. They were led by the Decepticon, Magatron, who had been imbued with the blessing of Magarra. It is speculated Magatron was born by the hand of Magarra in order to influence the outcome of the rotten Combine Empire, due to their being on the wrong side of the Employeric Bidding.
Nevertheless, G-4323 and his forces learned of the Magarrish Power present on this planet after Magatron and the Decepticons blasted through the hull of their ship, destroying one of their hyperdrives. G-4323 bemoaned this 'pitiful resistance' and ordered a full Combine retreat from Cybertron. However, his battleship was unable, or unwilling, to reach lightspeed. Frustrated, G-43243 turned the vessel back around, ordering a full orbital bombardment of the robotic planet beneath them. "You shall not die without a fight" He screamed at the Overwatch troops around him on the bridge. As Combine Overwatch troops were deployed to the Hyperdrive to hopefully repair the severe damage to the machine, the orbital bombardment of Cybertron was well underway, and the sprawling cities of the Autobots and Decepticons had all but been reduced to rubble by G-4323's Cruiser. No Cybertronian lives were lost; however, the Combine had suffered massive losses and had gained the ire of Magatron- something they would soon come to deeply regret.
Canadian Front
Justinian Trudeau's first action as PM was to ban gas vehicles from operating in Ottawa, Canada, due to their alleged alliance with Combine Synthezoids. This executive order was based on a study conducted by the American Bureau for Patriotic Sciences, stationed in Portland, Maine, which determined there was a high likelihood that any and all machines were servants of the Combine and must be destroyed accordingly.