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Amazonia was birthed from several different unfortunate circumstances, which unfolded simultaneously and led to the collapse of Brazil (Brasil). | Amazonia was birthed from several different unfortunate circumstances, which unfolded simultaneously and led to the collapse of Brazil (Brasil). | ||
In 26 BB, The [[Bezor]] created the website "Amazon", which was used to globalize online trade across the world and put small business owners out of jobs. Amazon was quickly a success, and began gobbling up smaller enterprises as it expanded across the continental [[United States of America|United States]]. | In 26 BB, The [[Bezor]] created the website "Amazon", which was used to globalize online trade across the world and put small business owners out of jobs. Amazon was quickly a success, and began gobbling up smaller enterprises as it expanded across the continental [[United States of America|United States]]. [[Bezor|The Bezor]] soon became one of the richest men on [[Earth 2|Earth]]. | ||
In 22 BB, Revered Brazilian leader [[President Floordeck]] was assassinated. This sent Brazil tumbling into chaos, with the country's Vice President, Marcus Hernandez (No relation to [[Rick Hernia|Richard Marcus Hernandez III]]) attempting to regain control as riots broke out across the country. | In 22 BB, Revered Brazilian leader [[President Floordeck]] was assassinated. This sent Brazil tumbling into chaos, with the country's Vice President, Marcus Hernandez (No relation to [[Rick Hernia|Richard Marcus Hernandez III]]) attempting to regain control as riots broke out across the country. | ||
It was at this point that The Bezor was informed that the world's largest rainforest shared a name with his megacorporation. This, as I'm sure you may have deduced, would simply not due. | |||
In 20 BB, with the failing state of Brazil in economic freefall, the good and gracious Bezor decided it was a grand time for him to file a class action lawsuit against the ''entire country'' for "copyright infringement" (i.e., the Amazon Rainforest using the same name as his company). Since Brazil did not have anymore courthouses, the trial was held in Jackson, Mississippi, where it was determined that Brazil owed The Bezor $422,223,256,266,342 for copyright infringment and psychological damages. President Marcus Hernandez attempted to refute this; but the Judge declared it sealed. | |||
Hernandez attempted to explain to The Bezor that he did not have the funds nor means to pay this ridiculous quantity of money. [[Bezor|The Bezor]], in all of his graciousness and goodness, suggested a compromise- the entire Amazon Rainforest would become Amazon company property, and the country's immense debt would be nullified. | |||
In a heartbeat, Hernandez accepted this deal; and thus, Amazonia was born. | |||
== Demolition == | |||
The Bezor and his minions set to work demolishing the Amazon Rainforest, with grand plans to erect a new, prosperous civilization, the likes of which had never been seen before. | |||
The Bezor was a great admirer of the [[Combine]]; this was because he was secretly a Nihilanth, who had sought refuge from the Combine in exchange as acting as an informant on the doings of the Humans. | |||
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Revision as of 11:16, 6 December 2022
Amazonia was a large dystopian corporatocracy situated on what had once been the Amazon Rainforest.
Corporate Merger
Amazonia was birthed from several different unfortunate circumstances, which unfolded simultaneously and led to the collapse of Brazil (Brasil).
In 26 BB, The Bezor created the website "Amazon", which was used to globalize online trade across the world and put small business owners out of jobs. Amazon was quickly a success, and began gobbling up smaller enterprises as it expanded across the continental United States. The Bezor soon became one of the richest men on Earth.
In 22 BB, Revered Brazilian leader President Floordeck was assassinated. This sent Brazil tumbling into chaos, with the country's Vice President, Marcus Hernandez (No relation to Richard Marcus Hernandez III) attempting to regain control as riots broke out across the country.
It was at this point that The Bezor was informed that the world's largest rainforest shared a name with his megacorporation. This, as I'm sure you may have deduced, would simply not due.
In 20 BB, with the failing state of Brazil in economic freefall, the good and gracious Bezor decided it was a grand time for him to file a class action lawsuit against the entire country for "copyright infringement" (i.e., the Amazon Rainforest using the same name as his company). Since Brazil did not have anymore courthouses, the trial was held in Jackson, Mississippi, where it was determined that Brazil owed The Bezor $422,223,256,266,342 for copyright infringment and psychological damages. President Marcus Hernandez attempted to refute this; but the Judge declared it sealed.
Hernandez attempted to explain to The Bezor that he did not have the funds nor means to pay this ridiculous quantity of money. The Bezor, in all of his graciousness and goodness, suggested a compromise- the entire Amazon Rainforest would become Amazon company property, and the country's immense debt would be nullified.
In a heartbeat, Hernandez accepted this deal; and thus, Amazonia was born.
Demolition
The Bezor and his minions set to work demolishing the Amazon Rainforest, with grand plans to erect a new, prosperous civilization, the likes of which had never been seen before.
The Bezor was a great admirer of the Combine; this was because he was secretly a Nihilanth, who had sought refuge from the Combine in exchange as acting as an informant on the doings of the Humans.