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Little did Fal Vora know, Fal Huna was plotting to make him the water God. Fal Huna had grown insane after watching thousands of children be slaughtered against the gods' will for decades (the gods really did not want child sacrifices). She was ready to quit, and she snuck up between Fal Vora, grabbed him by the neck, and... well... we're really not at liberty to say. | Little did Fal Vora know, Fal Huna was plotting to make him the water God. Fal Huna had grown insane after watching thousands of children be slaughtered against the gods' will for decades (the gods really did not want child sacrifices). She was ready to quit, and she snuck up between Fal Vora, grabbed him by the neck, and... well... we're really not at liberty to say. | ||
Fal Huna imbued her divine essence into the body of Fal Vora, and he immediately became the God of Water. Fal Huna's body crumpled lifelessly to the ground, but she had a smile on her face. | Fal Huna imbued her divine essence into the body of Fal Vora, and he immediately became the God of Water. Fal Huna's body crumpled lifelessly to the ground, but she had a smile on her face. Her pain was finally over. | ||
== God of Water == | |||
Fal Vora was soon acquainted with the god of Oil, Fal Krey, and the two began bonding, having both been killed by their uncles. They discussed how stupid the child sacrifice was, and immediately set to work plotting ways to stop the stupid Binkers from performing the ritual in the next year. | |||
== Hobbies == | |||
Fal Vora traveled the Omniverse in his free time. He had a goal of having intercourse with one of every species in the entire Omniverse. He would only ever achieve a 91% completion rate, as many species in the Omniverse were not viable in this regard. | |||
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Revision as of 10:30, 22 July 2022
Fal Vora was the Binker God of Water. Fal Vora was immortal, and served on the Council of Gods. Fal Vora was a master seductionist and prided himself on his ability to convince anyone (or anything) to sleep with him.
Early Life
Fal Vora wasn't always immortal. Fal Vora was once a young Binker growing up in the dual oceans of Querria, learning to catch oilrats and hunt querriphores, just like every other Binker child did. However, that all changed when the time came for the yearly harvest child sacrifice. Fal Vora was selected to be one of the seven children sacrificed to the gods, Fal Krey, oil God, and Fal Huna, water God.
Although Fal Vora was an adult, his tribe still deemed him worthy of the sacrifice, because he was short.
Vora watched six of his closest childhood friends being cut open by his uncle, Meel. When Fal's turn came, he struggled to escape, but was ultimately cut open and killed by his uncle.
Ascension to Godhood
Fal Vora awoke in a heavenly palace, which he soon deduced to be the palace of Fal Huna, the god of Water. Never-ending cascading arcs of water rushed all around the palace, looping in impossible ways and joining and splitting in braids of water streams. Fal Vora was astonished by this sight, and was immediately captivated by the beauty of the water.
Little did Fal Vora know, Fal Huna was plotting to make him the water God. Fal Huna had grown insane after watching thousands of children be slaughtered against the gods' will for decades (the gods really did not want child sacrifices). She was ready to quit, and she snuck up between Fal Vora, grabbed him by the neck, and... well... we're really not at liberty to say.
Fal Huna imbued her divine essence into the body of Fal Vora, and he immediately became the God of Water. Fal Huna's body crumpled lifelessly to the ground, but she had a smile on her face. Her pain was finally over.
God of Water
Fal Vora was soon acquainted with the god of Oil, Fal Krey, and the two began bonding, having both been killed by their uncles. They discussed how stupid the child sacrifice was, and immediately set to work plotting ways to stop the stupid Binkers from performing the ritual in the next year.
Hobbies
Fal Vora traveled the Omniverse in his free time. He had a goal of having intercourse with one of every species in the entire Omniverse. He would only ever achieve a 91% completion rate, as many species in the Omniverse were not viable in this regard.