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The Five Apostles were a group of five eternal manbabies who were conjured by the [[Five Warden]] to assist in warshipping tasks on [[Ghetsin 5|Ghetsin 5.]] Appearing infantile, they were in reality 10-billion year old Star-Wyze whose souls had been cincotransferred into the bodies of several deceased fetuses discovered at the Ghetsin 5 planned Parenhood. | The Five Apostles were a group of five eternal manbabies who were conjured by the [[Five Warden]] to assist in warshipping tasks on [[Ghetsin 5|Ghetsin 5.]] Appearing infantile, they were in reality 10-billion year old Star-Wyze whose souls had been cincotransferred into the bodies of several deceased fetuses discovered at the Ghetsin 5 planned Parenhood. | ||
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The Five Apostles were a group of five eternal manbabies who were conjured by the Five Warden to assist in warshipping tasks on Ghetsin 5. Appearing infantile, they were in reality 10-billion year old Star-Wyze whose souls had been cincotransferred into the bodies of several deceased fetuses discovered at the Ghetsin 5 planned Parenhood.
The Apostles would conduct an ancient dance in order to celebrate his fivoushness, which many tourists and even the most devout warshippers mistook for the “Gangnam Style” dance introduced by South Korean Wrapper “PissEye” in 8 BB. As such, Gangnam Style became the unofficial anthem of The Five Warden, being played on repeat across the planet’s surface and orbital speakers.
the Five Apostles harbored Grand Energies, and were capable of summoning planets from across the Omniverse with a snap of a finger. However, this power was forbidden due to the events of the Bite of 87. nevertheless, although none of them would ever admit to it, in 156,392 AB, the rogue planet Discorthia suddenly appeared as a satellite around Ghetsin 5. Thus, Discorthia became the Gangnam Style Speaker, blasting radio waves out so consistently that Fork damage was reported at the restaurant at the end of the Omniverse.