G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)

G-Man Alpha in front of the American Flag.

Aliases	G-Man Alpha G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) G-Man Alpha Broderick G-Man A Entity 0021
Affiliation	None; Employers [Formerly]
Occupation	Agent of Chaos U.S. Leison to Xen (Self-Appointed)
Biographical information
Date of birth	January 20th, 3 B.B.
Place of birth	U.S. Capitol
Date of death	Match 31st, 533,443 A.B.
Place of death	Bidenheim, Jupiter
Physical description
Species	Unknown
Gender	Male
Height	6'2375"
Weight	0 kg
Eye color	Green
Appearances
Appears in	American Politics
Debut	The 58th Inauguration

G-Man (Timefracture Alpha); otherwise known as G-Man Alpha, is an entity hailing from an unknown reality. All that is known about this alternate G-Man's origins is that his first recorded appearance was on the day of the Inauguration of U.S. President Donald J. Trump in 2017 (3 B.B.), where he was spotted standing rigid on the steps of the Capitol Building.

Instagram Page

One of G-Man Alpha's favored forms of communication is through the popular social media site Instagram. While G-Man has a knack for pulling people aside through extradimensional and non-Euclidian means, G-Man Alpha prefers to post cryptic photographs, accompanied by equally foreboding captions, on his public Instagram page. He goes by the handle @mr.gman.in.the.flesh. This username is presumably a reference to the infamous monologue he spoke to Gordon Freeman upon his victory against the Nihilanth in the Border World.

Controversies

Since his first post in August 2020 (0 A.B.), G-Man Alpha has repeatedly made borderline threatening and presumptious statements within the captions of his posts. For instance, on one post, dated August 27th, 2020, he writes, "You have no idea what is coming in January." Later, he posted a picture of himself in front of the Capitol Riot on January 6th, grinning maliciously.

His obsession with the U.S. Government begins here, but it certainly doesn't stop there. He has repeatedly criticized the performance of current U.S. President and Chairman of the Board of Waifuria, Joe Biden, citing his ignorance towards 'the Combine's advances' as a major flaw in Biden's leadership. He also claims to have altered the U.S. Election Cycle to benefit him and his Employers, although no evidence suggests this to be the case.

Political Career

G-Man Alpha's political career presumably began with his January 24 Instagram post, where he inquires;

"If you claim to be identified with the... political left, assuming you would be fond of foreign cultures and... well, races of intelligent life... Then why do you reject the Combine's Advances, hmm?"

On January 28th, G-man Alpha posted a photograph of a new G-Man account, which goes by the username of @gman.2024 . In fact, this account belonged to yet another alternate G-Man entity, G-3301. The relationship between G-Man Alpha and G-3301 is difficult to ascertain; both have published posts suggesting they are one in the same entity, which is clearly untrue. They have also both made Instagram posts suggesting that they will each be each other's running mate for the 2024 U.S. Election Cycle (the aforementioned falsely accelerated cycle, which assumes that votes for the 2024 presidential election will be counted in October of 2021 (1 A.B.)

On January 30th 2021, G-Man Alpha claimed that 'Mister Biden' would be "vacating his seat rather shortly", as he was not fulfilling the needs of The Agenda.

In that same post, G-Man Alpha also threatened that the United States would soon be going through a vigorous legislative reorganization process. No evidence of such an eventful upheaval of the government exists.

On February 12th, G-Man Alpha posted a doctored photograph of himself and Joe Biden, captioned 'the Final Presidential Debate'. This was the first indication that he intended to attempt to run for President of the United States. However, his unknown origin and uncertain age have made his campaign a difficult one to run, as his legitimacy as a President would be called into question.

Personality

In General, G-Man Alpha has a much more confrontational and sensual demeanor than his counterpart G-Man.