Glunk Trunk Fribbert Alkaline

Glunk Trunk Fribbert Alkaline

Glunk Trunk Fribbert Alkaline was known far and wide across India for his ability to play any musical instrument presented to him, even without prior knowledge. This ability was a direct result of his lineage, which was that of the child of the goddess of music, Madame LMMS. However, this parenatage was unknown to Glunkage, who believed his father and mother to be Erudyace and Errol F. Alkaline, British photographers who traveled to india in order to investigate the strange phenomenon known as 'taste' within their food.

Early Life

Glunk Trunk Fribbert Frunk was a grand and glorious musician. From an early age, that being simply six weeks, he was playing the piano and creating spriitual beats with his toys. His dextrous blue apendages were grand and glroious in nature, and capable of moving at four times the speed of a humans/ Glunk, dear reader, was not human; in fact, he was not a man at all. He was a Elephantlean Humash, with specialized tendrations resembling that of a muscular primate. However, Glunk was more Elephant, than Man, and this was grand, for he could use his trunk to perform music designed for brass and woodwind instruments without an instrument. His trunk was also capable of sweepin the floor.

Career

Glunk Trunk Fribbert Brunk was hired at age 5 to play in the Indian National Symphonic Conductorial Choral Orchestral Performance Recital Honorary Musical Troupe. This was unheard of in those days, and thusly was thus. He was revered by some and feared by all, for he brought no instrumentation to this floor. He simply whined out the notes with his and glorious trunkoid. Several of the Human Musicians became enraged at Glunk's behaviors, and threatened him with impeachment if he could not prove his ability to play an instrument. And so, dearies, he lept from his seat and jumped to the piano, where he proceeded to play an entire Mozart piece with his dextrous and luscious ears. This angered the Croud and resulted in the resignation of Prisha Donovan, a woman, along with several members of multiple governments across the globe.

Career Pt. 2

Glunk Trunk was a grand and glorious musician. he soon rose through the ranks to become senior composer for the Indian National Symphonic Conductorial Choral Orchestral Performance Recital Honorary Musical Troupe. This was a Great Honor. At age 11, Glunk Trunk was commissioned by the Great Kingdom of Brazil to perform at the inaugeration of President Floordeck. This was also the birth Ceremony of President Floordeck. he received the jubilee of Brazil's national guard, and was made Vice President of Brazil as a thank you for his excellent performance. (Multiple bribes and killings did not occur in this glorious people's democratic republic)