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The Hulphlocke Impotum, translated in its native language to a pronouncation about five times as jerrunick (Quasi-Peruvian for 'complicated'), was the Chairzog elected to the Transdimensional Ordinance for Alignment in Superquark Twintertwinement. Hulphlocke Impotum | The Hulphlocke Impotum, translated in its native language to a pronouncation about five times as jerrunick (Quasi-Peruvian for 'complicated'), was the first ever Chairzog elected to the Transdimensional Ordinance for Alignment in Superquark Twintertwinement. Hulphlocke Impotum won in a landslide in the Exogalactic Bin Supercouncil, crushing, and later annihilating, its opponent, [[Bear X]]. Hulphlocke Impotum, having initially been concieved in the fourth dimension, experienced great difficulty adjusting to the fifth dimension (where its new quarters, the Quantum Qapitol), were located. This was due to the Superquark Theoromium of the fifth dimension, which compounded particulates in every atom together and back apart again approximately thirty times per second. | ||
Hulphlocke Impotum, having been a neutron star for most of its life (and a Gennexian Zhinderbick beforehand) was somewhat used to rapid motion, and was able to slowly transition into this fifth-dimensional lifestyle over the course of sixteen Garraxi-Plark Submoons. | |||
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The Hulphlocke Impotum was a mysterious divine entity and twice impeached Chairzog of the Transdimensional Ordinance for Alignment in Superquark Twintertwinement.
Who is Hulphlocke?
The Impotum was a sentient, rapidly spinning neutron star, which was mounted impossibly to an immobile platalonium saucer. The Hulphlocke Impotum, was, by all accounts, a horrific entity, although this was not because of its physics-defying nature. No; in fact, the Hulphlocke Impotum was a controversial figure in transdimensional politics, as it was a vocal proponent of the strictly forbidden 'Omniverse Theory'.
Fifth Dimensional Woes
The Hulphlocke Impotum, translated in its native language to a pronouncation about five times as jerrunick (Quasi-Peruvian for 'complicated'), was the first ever Chairzog elected to the Transdimensional Ordinance for Alignment in Superquark Twintertwinement. Hulphlocke Impotum won in a landslide in the Exogalactic Bin Supercouncil, crushing, and later annihilating, its opponent, Bear X. Hulphlocke Impotum, having initially been concieved in the fourth dimension, experienced great difficulty adjusting to the fifth dimension (where its new quarters, the Quantum Qapitol), were located. This was due to the Superquark Theoromium of the fifth dimension, which compounded particulates in every atom together and back apart again approximately thirty times per second.
Hulphlocke Impotum, having been a neutron star for most of its life (and a Gennexian Zhinderbick beforehand) was somewhat used to rapid motion, and was able to slowly transition into this fifth-dimensional lifestyle over the course of sixteen Garraxi-Plark Submoons.