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[[File:Johnnyboy.png|thumb|John Tennessee]] | [[File:Johnnyboy.png|thumb|John Tennessee]]John Tennessee was an extraterrestrial business tycoon who primarily lobbied for the fossil fuel industry. After being raised by two lovely parents in a suburb on [[Nex Kroasis]], John killed them, stole all of their property, and began illegally fracking in their backyard. After this, John went on to build massively successful companies on many planets, such as [[Inhersloht]], [[Berrand]], and, of course, [[Earth 2|Earth]]. When he first arrived on Earth with promises of 'infinite fracking', the braindead people of Appalaichia were so excited by this idea that they named a state after John (this being the state of Tennessee). | ||
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John Tennessee was an extraterrestrial business tycoon who primarily lobbied for the fossil fuel industry. After being raised by two lovely parents in a suburb on Nex Kroasis, John killed them, stole all of their property, and began illegally fracking in their backyard. After this, John went on to build massively successful companies on many planets, such as Inhersloht, Berrand, and, of course, Earth. When he first arrived on Earth with promises of 'infinite fracking', the braindead people of Appalaichia were so excited by this idea that they named a state after John (this being the state of Tennessee).