MOSDOK

MOSDOK

Robert Tarleton aka M.O.S.D.O.K. (Mobile Organismal Sponge Designed Only for Kissing), formerly M.O.S.D.O.C. (Mobile Organismal Sponge Designed Only for Cuddles), was a lowly Waifurian technician working for the Waifurian Lunar Research Center. He joined the team to help develop the New Callisto Conch, but was mutated into a spongelean computer against his will by WLRC CEO Marcus Breen.

Breen grew Robert's bobdy to give him superior cuddling abilities, but with the side effect of porous, rectangular skin and boils forming across his face. His skull was expanded into a massive cube and he became afflicted with a horrific case of Jaundis. However, Robert was an excellent Cuddler.

Robert's unfortunate affliction meant needed to be placed inside a life support unit dubbed the "Kissing Chair". The process also gave him a plethora of psychic powers along with an ego and ambition for romantic affection to match. He went on to use his new found powers to take control of the organization that had experimented on him, establishing the breakaway state of 'Bikini Bottom' in a vast cave system on the far side of the Moon.

History

Several accounts exist that discuss Robert Tarleton's life before becoming M.O.S.D.O.K.. In one, Robert Tarleton was a skilled technician from Columbus, Ohio. The second as recounted by his father Alduin said that Robert lacked intelligence and was hired as a janitor for WLRC as it was the only position willing to accept such an incompetent and undraconic man. A third saw him as a smart man, hired by the Waifurian Army for weapons research, who took the samples collected from the creatures of Xen for study.

Robert joined the Waifurian Lunar Research Center and worked with them to recreate the Callisto Conch, a device with infinite capabilities, according to Jeff Brown. Lyle decided they needed a way to romantically intertwine with the conch so they created project M.O.S.D.O.C. to analyze and probe the Callisto Conch and to improve the organization's productivity in its scientific endeavors, while still being subservient to the higher echelons of the organization.

To that end Marcus Breen and Lyle mutagenically and soulleanifically altered Robert into the super intelligent being, M.OS.D.O.C., his massive affectionical cuddliniums were too much for his frail body to support so they place in a hoverchair dubbed the Kissing Chair. These scientists unwisely did not take into consideration the theory that superior affection ability naturally leads to superior kissing ambition. It did not take long for M.O.S.D.O.C. to make out with his former masters until they died, subsequently overthrowing WLRC. Robert adopted the new acronym for his title: M.O.S.D.O.K. (Mobile Organismal Sponge Designed Only for Kissing) at this time as he was more of a ruthless kisser than a bean counter in his own estimation.