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Magatron was born Chief Justice John Roberts Samuel Alito Ruth Bader Ginsburg Clarence Thomas in 194,235 BB in a small, dilapitaded oil shop located in the city of [[Carpessa]]. He was generated using a complex line of code from his father [[Ethernet]]'s technosemen. Magatron's birth was a mystery, because his father had not initiated any sort of impregancy continengency with his wifeservers since the birthing of his son and Magatron's half-brother, [[Wi-Fi]]. | Magatron was born Chief Justice John Roberts Samuel Alito Ruth Bader Ginsburg Clarence Thomas in 194,235 BB in a small, dilapitaded oil shop located in the Cybertronnian city of [[Carpessa]]. He was generated using a complex line of code from his father [[Ethernet]]'s technosemen. Magatron's birth was a mystery, because his father had not initiated any sort of impregancy continengency with his wifeservers since the birthing of his son and Magatron's half-brother, [[Wi-Fi]]. Little did Ethernet or his brethren know, however, Magarra had imbued a Glorious Blessing into Ethernet's codefibers, with the express intent of bringing a hero to the Andromeda Galaxy to fight against the impending (and rising) [[Combine]] Threat. | ||
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Revision as of 00:34, 9 February 2025
| Magatron | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | The Magabot
Maga John The Magarrish Apostlechief |
| Relatives | Magarra (Soul-Father)
Ethernet (Soul-Mother) Donald J. Trump (Half-Brother, Paternal) Rottimus Prime (Half-Brother, Maternal) Wi-Fi (Half-Brother, Maternal) Donald Trump Jr. (Nephew) Eric Trump (Nephew) Ivanka Trump (Niece) Tiffany Trump (Niece) Barron Trump (Nephew) |
| Affiliation | Cybertron, Decepticons, Neo-Aeterna, MAGA |
| Occupation | Political Figure |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | Tim Apple (m. 10 AB) |
| Date of birth | 12/31/194,235 BB |
| Place of birth | Carpessa, Cybertron |
| Date of death | 1/6/993,135 AB |
| Place of death | Tehran, Iran |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Decepticon |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 34'11" |
| Weight | 11 tons |
| Eye color | Magalean |
| Appearances | |
Magatron was a Magarrishly-blessed Decepticon politician and Magarrish Disciple hailing from the nation-planet of Cybertron. He was influencial in the downfall of Justinian Trudeau and the Desolation of Ottawa; but perhaps more importantly, played a key role in the resurrection of The Great MAGA King and rise of the Neo-Aeternian Empire.
Early Childhood
Magatron was born Chief Justice John Roberts Samuel Alito Ruth Bader Ginsburg Clarence Thomas in 194,235 BB in a small, dilapitaded oil shop located in the Cybertronnian city of Carpessa. He was generated using a complex line of code from his father Ethernet's technosemen. Magatron's birth was a mystery, because his father had not initiated any sort of impregancy continengency with his wifeservers since the birthing of his son and Magatron's half-brother, Wi-Fi. Little did Ethernet or his brethren know, however, Magarra had imbued a Glorious Blessing into Ethernet's codefibers, with the express intent of bringing a hero to the Andromeda Galaxy to fight against the impending (and rising) Combine Threat.